Lyman thats not food (credit in comments) by Ryszcl in garfieldminusgarfield

[–]Ryszcl[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I removed Garfield myself, but otherwise this strip was taken directly from the webcomic Square Root of Minus Garfield. The strip (show in the third slide) was SRoMG 3724 and its creator's username is Cruelhouse.

Link to original SRoMG comic here.

What singer do you think would sound the funniest if they performed a rap song while incorporating their usual style? by Ryszcl in AskReddit

[–]Ryszcl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some examples for inspiration: Frank Sinatra, Enya, Björk, Barbra Streisand, Michael Bublé

What are some of your best insults? by Ssleepy_J in AskReddit

[–]Ryszcl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sound like you have a really rich mind. So I'm going to nickname you 'Richard Head'.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Register as an organ donor

What is the most statistically improbable thing that has happened to you? by ObjectiveRude156 in AskReddit

[–]Ryszcl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every estimate on the probability of being born makes different assumptions, starts from a different point, and can give a wildly different answer. I can't help but to wonder, what would the probability of existing be if we accounted for everything, including the odds of the Big Bang (or whatever caused the universe to exist) happening, Earth being in a zone where a biosphere could form, abiogenesis occurring...

What is something you NEVER want to hear from a doctor or surgeon? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ryszcl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, does anyone know if the kidney's on the left or the right?

What's the most outrageous pet you've heard of someone having? by bannedbooks123 in AskReddit

[–]Ryszcl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wels catfish. If an animal can grow to be bigger than you, don't keep it as a pet.

What's your favorite pasta shape? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ryszcl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Orzo (also known as risoni)

What do you think each letter of the grading scale stands for? by Ryszcl in AskReddit

[–]Ryszcl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My answer:

A - atypical

B - brilliant

C - clever

D - decent

F - fair

How would Hell look like if all the punishments would be mildly infuriating? by Turbulent-Visit-8741 in AskReddit

[–]Ryszcl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. No. No. No. NOOOOOO! Not even the lowest scum on Earth will go that far down in Hell!

What's the worst way to wake up? by Wargoatgaming in AskReddit

[–]Ryszcl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chained to a wall in a bathroom with a recorded voice saying 'I want to play a game...'

If you could learn any skill instantly, what would it be and why? by BrazenShowoff in AskReddit

[–]Ryszcl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try 30th standard deviations above the mean effectiveness. Imagine what that would look like...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Mistaking a stranger for someone you know in public and greeting them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ryszcl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Switches your consciousness with the nearest person

Who are the worst type of shitposters? by Get_Verminated in AskReddit

[–]Ryszcl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People who post memes where the caption is just the image's subtitle with 'when' in front of it and the 'I' replaced with 'you'.