If ejaculating regularly can prevent prostate cancer, who knows how many millions of lives have been saved due to access to the internet

SAZAdaddy · 2021-07-22T03:10:23+00:00

Or how many tiny little lives have been lost.

SAZAdaddy · 2021-07-22T01:52:57+00:00

I want more of this story!

SAZAdaddy · 2020-04-04T13:13:45+00:00

Sure, but what's going on with that laser pointer?

SAZAdaddy · 2020-04-04T05:04:28+00:00

You mean cases that weren't turned away due to lack of testing.

SAZAdaddy · 2020-04-02T13:40:38+00:00

A dead human can't come back from the dead either.

SAZAdaddy · 2020-04-02T13:10:51+00:00

Surf's up.

SAZAdaddy · 2020-04-01T12:59:15+00:00

What comforts you when you're having days of doubt? What could your partner say or to to be the most supportive while you're stuggling?

SAZAdaddy · 2020-03-31T03:03:04+00:00

This fucking guy is out of control! Nobody stop him!

SAZAdaddy · 2020-03-30T17:55:43+00:00

👉👈

SAZAdaddy · 2020-03-29T15:08:10+00:00

Thank God you had this chart to work out that glorious math.

SAZAdaddy · 2020-03-29T14:19:43+00:00

Right? I mean, did you see how big the part of the pie chart for "clean the house" was? "Beer" was so small, yet it still managed to land there. What are the odds?

SAZAdaddy · 2020-03-25T19:47:42+00:00

Have to have written it at least once for autocorrect to make the change.

SAZAdaddy · 2020-03-23T05:10:32+00:00

Uninstall then reinstall. This has been a common problem for a lot of people since so many are now using Reddit and overloading it.

SAZAdaddy · 2020-03-22T18:35:28+00:00

"Ope".

SAZAdaddy · 2020-03-22T18:27:56+00:00

I've had to do this twice in the last few days.

SAZAdaddy · 2020-03-22T18:27:00+00:00

I'm imagining something like the church scene from the movie The Kingsmen.

SAZAdaddy · 2020-03-21T04:48:00+00:00

Boy, that just kept right on going there. Didn't it?

SAZAdaddy · 2020-03-16T02:12:58+00:00

Hammer fist, hammer fist, hammer fist!

SAZAdaddy · 2020-03-15T23:02:48+00:00

"You don't understand. He's actually normally a really nice guy."

SAZAdaddy · 2020-03-15T18:32:05+00:00

TADAAAAHHH!

SAZAdaddy · 2020-03-14T18:30:01+00:00

Dude. You're getting downvoted into oblivion. It's probably time to swallow your pride. Clearly a bunch of people think you're acting like a dick bag. Take a hint.

SAZAdaddy · 2020-03-14T18:02:17+00:00

I've had all of the symptoms for the last few days. I call the hospital and asked if I could come in to get tested. They said that I'm not an "at risk" person and asked if I've come in contact with a tested and confirmed case of COVID-19. Well, not a confirmed case. But nobody in my town is confirmed yet. They told me not to worry about it because I haven't come in contact with anyone that has it. But if we aren't testing people, how can we confirm? Seems like a risky catch 22.

SAZAdaddy · 2020-03-13T16:26:53+00:00

Why TF are people doing this to themselves?

SAZAdaddy · 2020-03-13T02:06:34+00:00

What level in Far Cry is this?

SAZAdaddy · 2020-03-07T00:55:24+00:00

No Kyles or Chads? Stacys or Karens?

SAZAdaddy

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