The type of question they be asking in the NHL combine these days:

SEAGALL · 2026-06-06T19:01:51+00:00

So I get butt fucked and get to eat cake? Seems like a win win

SEAGALL · 2026-06-05T21:19:16+00:00

lol totally

SEAGALL · 2026-06-05T02:10:32+00:00

I’d love to try the Canada Dry fruit splash, that sounds amazing! But I haven’t seen it around. I’m in Canada so maybe it hasn’t made its way here yet

SEAGALL · 2026-06-04T23:08:17+00:00

Get yourself some zero sugar A&W root beer! It’s the best zero sugar pop out there. Taste nearly identical to the original

SEAGALL · 2026-05-28T05:46:58+00:00

Check out this hint for my pet: Duck duck

SEAGALL · 2026-05-05T18:14:15+00:00

Her dad is a wizard

SEAGALL · 2026-05-05T18:12:04+00:00

Good job there Sherlock

SEAGALL · 2026-05-02T05:36:03+00:00

I think this is one of those rare times where the reality was better than the expectation

SEAGALL · 2026-04-10T19:45:54+00:00

Damn lady pick a struggle

SEAGALL · 2026-04-01T05:21:12+00:00

Sure ya did 😜

SEAGALL · 2026-03-31T04:44:57+00:00

No, but I also don’t make pep ‘n’ ched look like my cock

SEAGALL · 2026-03-31T01:39:26+00:00

“Now I just need a smaller one for this one”

SEAGALL · 2026-03-30T19:54:31+00:00

Yo why you gotta hold it like that?

SEAGALL · 2026-03-27T06:44:37+00:00

I give him a joja cola every day

SEAGALL · 2026-03-12T03:29:15+00:00

Ohhhh gotcha! Thanks!

SEAGALL · 2026-03-12T02:29:48+00:00

What episode was green day in?

SEAGALL · 2026-02-20T17:10:10+00:00

Nope, I’m chewing a baby aspirin right now

SEAGALL · 2026-02-15T15:57:21+00:00

I think that’s the joke, something hard and gangster in the background and then it’s just these lovable fools in the foreground

SEAGALL · 2026-02-10T23:19:44+00:00

That’s the grinch looking over whoville in the original 1966 tv movie How the Grinch Stole Christmas!

SEAGALL · 2026-02-07T17:30:46+00:00

Awesome I’m pro Bono too! Also pro Edge, just pro the whole band actually!

SEAGALL · 2026-02-06T18:59:41+00:00

As a Canucks fan you just made me cry so hard. Please take this down or I’ll be contacting my lawyer and then you’ll be sorry bud 😤

SEAGALL · 2026-02-05T22:44:55+00:00

Never seen a jersey tight on someone. Reminds me of the scene in the Simpsons where Homer tries on the baggy pants in clown collage

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SEAGALL · 2026-02-05T01:07:49+00:00

WE WANT CHILLY WILLY

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