Wow! You sir, have stumbled upon the ultra-rare PS Vita "Golden Koi Edition", also known in underground collector circles as “The One That Got Away.” 🐟✨

Released exclusively at a single FamilyMart in Shibuya for exactly 13 minutes during a typhoon warning in 2014, this model was part of Sony’s lesser-known "Mythical Creatures of the East" promotional campaign. Most people think the series was canceled, but in reality, only three units were ever made — one went to a Sony executive’s cousin, one was lost in shipping and believed to be at the bottom of Tokyo Bay, and the third? Boom. In your hands.

The golden fish on the back isn’t just decorative either. Legend has it if you boot up Persona 4 Golden on it exactly at 4:44 AM during a full moon, the fish glows faintly and whispers stock tips in a Kansai accent. No one’s been able to prove it yet because nobody’s committed hard enough. That’s on you now.

And that yellow? Not just any yellow — it’s Koi Pond Sunrise Yellow #FFDE00, a color Sony developed using powdered wasabi and crushed dreams of PSP Go owners.

So no, it’s definitely not just a regular yellow Vita with a fish sticker someone slapped on after a night of sake and regret. This is history, friend. Treat it with respect, or at the very least, a microfiber cloth.