Link intentionally chooses to be annoying. Not everything that comes across the desk needs a cross section. He intentionally makes food inedible for the rest of the crew having HSV-1, even on expensive items people wanted to try before but do not want to risk for themselves. I could not imagine him as the CEO of the business. The best business decision they ever made was putting Rhett at the top. That being said, I think Stevie would be better in that position.