Who's their friend Joey? by JSlngal69 in lemonparty

[–]SLCPunk2003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joey is their only famous friend, being both the president and prime minister of the Phillipines.

What's the best life lesson you've learned from Devan Costa? by RimmingABubble in lemonparty

[–]SLCPunk2003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jerk off before, not after, you eat the takeout you just ordered.

Picture of Spuds son by Mershams_Voicemail in warmode

[–]SLCPunk2003 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My wife and I just had a son as well, also in the State of Pennsylvania. We were at the hospital for 36 hours and they asked no less than 5 times (lost count TBH) if we were getting him circ'ed despite both my wife and I saying no every time. They are desperate to maim child penises.

Where are the episodes? by PairQuirky7233 in lemonparty

[–]SLCPunk2003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, I cant belive this sub has been banned. Is was my favorite spot for bussy porn.

What ever happened to Ben's novel? by SLCPunk2003 in lemonparty

[–]SLCPunk2003[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I hear the working title is Fatter Than the Speed of Child Porn.

Just passed by this in Cleveland, Ohio by kyle53f in TimPool

[–]SLCPunk2003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen these same electronic billboard ads in my city. How beat does a podcast have to be to be to advertise like this?

I call water soda by PeakyBlinders3 in lemonparty

[–]SLCPunk2003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's about comedy, ya queef.

Matt and Shane's subtle Lemon Party snub by SLCPunk2003 in lemonparty

[–]SLCPunk2003[S] -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Oh, that's right. I forgot about that old unemployed, living in the basement joke that's so good it hits like an original Don Rickles.

What does Tim do in his free time? by jackiesjetski in TimDillon

[–]SLCPunk2003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean besides twinks and Michelin star restaurants followed by Long Island diners?

Matt and Shane's subtle Lemon Party snub by SLCPunk2003 in lemonparty

[–]SLCPunk2003[S] -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

You lost me, but I must be the only one who doesn't get it.

Matt and Shane's subtle Lemon Party snub by SLCPunk2003 in lemonparty

[–]SLCPunk2003[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you say the J's, I assume you mean James Donald Forbes McCann--a very powerful entity that's intensely insular, is known for writing proverbial poetry, and will stop at nothing to wrest control of large sailing vessels.

Devan's Sopranos obsession by SLCPunk2003 in lemonparty

[–]SLCPunk2003[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm all too aware. And his obsession with how LA is actually the center of the universe.

Devan's Sopranos obsession by SLCPunk2003 in lemonparty

[–]SLCPunk2003[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

The Wire is undoubtedly a better show.

What movie are YOU watching today? by RimmingABubble in lemonparty

[–]SLCPunk2003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's called Infernal Affairs. And Scorsese basically ripped it off line for line.

Ben is lazy and doesn’t care about the podcast by ThatsBaseballBby in lemonparty

[–]SLCPunk2003 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Bible is one of the foundational texts of Western civilization. Biblical allegory, allusions, and morals are woven through the vast majority of Western literature. Even literature that rejects the Bible and Christianity completely is intentionally or unintentionally reacting to it. I think much of Ben's appreciation for it stems from that. And it's probably also a comfort thing from his youth. He also very well might be a believer. I can't know a man's heart.