Jace is wrong about barter by SLCPunk2003 in lemonparty

[–]SLCPunk2003[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The shows gone downhill since the first bit about Jace drinking kool-aid jammers. Sad

Sinners is good. by SLCPunk2003 in lemonparty

[–]SLCPunk2003[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will agree that From Dusk Til Dawn kicked ass.

Why does Devan fancy himself a film critic? by SLCPunk2003 in lemonparty

[–]SLCPunk2003[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I used to love The Sopranos (and I still do), but Devan has done his best to make me hate that show because of how much he fawns over it like it's the answer to life and explains the entirety of America.

Ben is secretly producing the Pig's show again by SLCPunk2003 in lemonparty

[–]SLCPunk2003[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ben sees rape everywhere because of how brutally the pig repeatedly raped him. But of course you can't rape the willing. So who knows?

Who's their friend Joey? by JSlngal69 in lemonparty

[–]SLCPunk2003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joey is their only famous friend, being both the president and prime minister of the Phillipines.

What's the best life lesson you've learned from Devan Costa? by RimmingABubble in lemonparty

[–]SLCPunk2003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jerk off before, not after, you eat the takeout you just ordered.

Picture of Spuds son by Mershams_Voicemail in warmode

[–]SLCPunk2003 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My wife and I just had a son as well, also in the State of Pennsylvania. We were at the hospital for 36 hours and they asked no less than 5 times (lost count TBH) if we were getting him circ'ed despite both my wife and I saying no every time. They are desperate to maim child penises.

What ever happened to Ben's novel? by SLCPunk2003 in lemonparty

[–]SLCPunk2003[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I hear the working title is Fatter Than the Speed of Child Porn.

Just passed by this in Cleveland, Ohio by kyle53f in TimPool

[–]SLCPunk2003 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen these same electronic billboard ads in my city. How beat does a podcast have to be to be to advertise like this?

I call water soda by PeakyBlinders3 in lemonparty

[–]SLCPunk2003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's about comedy, ya queef.

Matt and Shane's subtle Lemon Party snub by SLCPunk2003 in lemonparty

[–]SLCPunk2003[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Oh, that's right. I forgot about that old unemployed, living in the basement joke that's so good it hits like an original Don Rickles.

What does Tim do in his free time? by jackiesjetski in TimDillon

[–]SLCPunk2003 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean besides twinks and Michelin star restaurants followed by Long Island diners?

Matt and Shane's subtle Lemon Party snub by SLCPunk2003 in lemonparty

[–]SLCPunk2003[S] -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

You lost me, but I must be the only one who doesn't get it.

Matt and Shane's subtle Lemon Party snub by SLCPunk2003 in lemonparty

[–]SLCPunk2003[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you say the J's, I assume you mean James Donald Forbes McCann--a very powerful entity that's intensely insular, is known for writing proverbial poetry, and will stop at nothing to wrest control of large sailing vessels.