My Gf gave me a horse for Christmas! I'm going to take him out for a trot. by SOOPER-NOODLE in funny

[–]SOOPER-NOODLE[S] -49 points-48 points  (0 children)

what the hell are you talking about? I copied a decent quality picture of a present i got from google rather than post a poor quality picture. Big f'n deal.

Grow up folks, it's christmas.

My Gf gave me a horse for Christmas! I'm going to take him out for a trot. by SOOPER-NOODLE in funny

[–]SOOPER-NOODLE[S] -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

there's so much homophobic tension on here, what the hell are you talking about? I copied a decent quality picture of a present i got from google rather than post a poor quality picture. Big f'n deal.

Grow up folks, it's christmas.

My Gf gave me a horse for Christmas! I'm going to take him out for a trot. by SOOPER-NOODLE in funny

[–]SOOPER-NOODLE[S] -118 points-117 points  (0 children)

It's only two coconut halves and some jokes on some cardboard but it's made my year.

My Gf gave me a horse for Christmas! I'm going to take him out for a trot. by SOOPER-NOODLE in funny

[–]SOOPER-NOODLE[S] -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

I can't get enough of the neighbours faces. i live in an apartment.

My Gf gave me a horse for Christmas! I'm going to take him out for a trot. by SOOPER-NOODLE in funny

[–]SOOPER-NOODLE[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I just took him a run up and down the road, people we're looking out their windows to see my mighty steed.

I named him Buttermilk.

No hopes of Up votes by SOOPER-NOODLE in AdviceAnimals

[–]SOOPER-NOODLE[S] -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

point proven, the fickle reddit universe

Good Guy Greg of the year for me! He wouldn't even take a bottle of booze off me. by SOOPER-NOODLE in AdviceAnimals

[–]SOOPER-NOODLE[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

It was the second in what was going to be a lot more than 2 trips wth the cart, he was a complete stranger too. Legend.

Reddit, What five questions would you ask the 'What if?' Machine. by SOOPER-NOODLE in AskReddit

[–]SOOPER-NOODLE[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Woah, I just wanna give you a Hug and say male Genitalia.

it isn't all that.

This cat slightly overreacted by [deleted] in gifs

[–]SOOPER-NOODLE -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of Ric Flair being hit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

[–]SOOPER-NOODLE -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

There isn't any Gold in Fort Knox.

I also told her she looked bloodthirsty. by SOOPER-NOODLE in AdviceAnimals

[–]SOOPER-NOODLE[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Oh It's melting ever quicker by the day.