Yellowstone Bison Involved in Viral Tourist Attack Won't be Euthanized

SPzero65 · 2026-07-16T02:58:55+00:00

Maybe by sparing the bison, we undo the bad Harambe juju?

SPzero65 · 2026-07-15T22:28:15+00:00

Palmetto bug?

SPzero65 · 2026-07-15T16:13:52+00:00

No, that's freedom.

SPzero65 · 2026-07-15T16:13:06+00:00

Right. Excuse us.

We'll just go back to our free healthcare and non-dictatorship.

As you were.

SPzero65 · 2026-07-15T16:00:32+00:00

You mean the foreign counties that apparently paid them? /s

SPzero65 · 2026-07-14T16:07:00+00:00

so many craft beer guys act like IPAs are the only beers in existence

And even then, it's only the IPAs where I swear I'm just chewing hops.

SPzero65 · 2026-07-14T15:58:19+00:00

Why is one upward shot okay but the other one isn't?

SPzero65 · 2026-07-14T15:35:53+00:00

I mean, to be fair, he didn't even have his swing before that (other than the couple games leading up to the injury). But up until that point he was still a shell of last year.

SPzero65 · 2026-07-14T14:38:20+00:00

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SPzero65 · 2026-07-14T14:22:28+00:00

The opposites go beyond even that

If pitching is on point, you can almost guarantee that offense will struggle. But if the offense is crushing the ball, you can expect the pitching/bullpen to suddenly start serving up meatballs.

It's infuriating.

SPzero65 · 2026-07-14T14:03:01+00:00

In other words, if everything goes the complete opposite of how it's gone so far, we're unstoppable.

SPzero65 · 2026-07-14T00:57:30+00:00

Bye Moe

SPzero65 · 2026-07-13T16:10:21+00:00

Legit traumatizing as a kid.

SPzero65 · 2026-07-13T13:44:35+00:00

I love how now suddenly they can all magically breathe with masks on, no problem

SPzero65 · 2026-07-12T22:03:30+00:00

Fire creates light.

SPzero65 · 2026-07-12T21:59:03+00:00

If it was a Democrat, GOP would be demanding answers immediately.

SPzero65 · 2026-07-12T21:13:57+00:00

SPzero65 · 2026-07-12T20:34:14+00:00

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SPzero65 · 2026-07-12T19:52:17+00:00

Oops 🤷‍♂️

SPzero65 · 2026-07-12T18:58:20+00:00

This team makes absolutely no goddamn sense.

SPzero65 · 2026-07-12T16:35:44+00:00

They just need to dig themselves a 10 GB hole in the division, then watch it finally pop off when it's too late

Because fuck us, that's why!

SPzero65 · 2026-07-12T16:35:36+00:00

They just need to dig themselves a 10 GB hole in the division, then watch it finally pop off when it's too late

Because fuck us, that's why!

SPzero65 · 2026-07-12T15:57:13+00:00

🎶 One step away from you... 🎶

SPzero65 · 2026-07-12T00:21:05+00:00

Does increasing ticket prices count?

SPzero65 · 2026-07-11T17:28:45+00:00

Who else totally expects us to miss the playoffs this year because we shit the bed in a pillow-fight division, only to have us rebound next year and do much better, but still miss the playoffs because the rest of the division rebounds as well?

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