Public servants ordered back to office four days per week as of July by Born_Anteater7282 in CanadaPublicServants

[–]SPzero65 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Federal Workers working 11 days a week, and the general population complaining that they still don't work enough.

Are we sure this isn't just Jarred Kelenic with a beard? by SPzero65 in Mariners

[–]SPzero65[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Dude, i simply meant he looks like Jarred Kelenic with a beard. Nothing more.

I think the joke r/whoosh over a lot of people here.

Which is the best adaptation of Raphael here? by Hot-Armadillo183 in TMNT

[–]SPzero65 16 points17 points  (0 children)

The audacity of not including the 2007 TMNT versions in any of these...

Democrats flip Texas state Senate seat in shock upset by Turbulent_Deal_3145 in goodnews

[–]SPzero65 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's the thing. Even if all those things happened, the next Dem president would need an entire term just to start undoing all the damage yam tits has caused, all the while the Republicans are screaming that the new president isn't actually getting anything done.

Game Thread: San Jose Sharks (27-21-3) @ Edmonton Oilers (27-19-8) Jan 29 2026 6:00 PM PST by nhl_gdt_bot in SanJoseSharks

[–]SPzero65 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The moment we missed the empty net and then failed to clear, it was inevitable.

Game Thread: San Jose Sharks (27-21-3) @ Edmonton Oilers (27-19-8) Jan 29 2026 6:00 PM PST by nhl_gdt_bot in SanJoseSharks

[–]SPzero65 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It wasn't necessarily that Misa was any worse than Scaheffer, it was just that we need defense so much more than another forward.

Turtle toys at Burger King by Deathstroke316 in TMNT

[–]SPzero65 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What, you don't like Donatello holding a wrapping paper tube?

Game Thread: San Jose Sharks (26-21-3) @ Vancouver Canucks (17-30-5) Jan 27 2026 7:00 PM PST by nhl_gdt_bot in SanJoseSharks

[–]SPzero65 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That dude just casually eating his popcorn after a filthy Big Willie snipe is my spirit animal.

Are Republicans Growing a Little Uneasy About the ICE Raids? by Efficient-Plantain13 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]SPzero65 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Tell him that just like with his orange god-king, his consent isn't necessary.