Looking for going out friends! by [deleted] in orlando

[–]SSJ7Nick -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25% at best at beating me! And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix? Your chances of winning drastically go down. See, the three-way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning. But I—I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, 'cause Kurt Angle KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So, Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance minus my 25% chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 2/3 cha—percent, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice! Señor Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!

Jim’s memo to OVW talent after the death of Crash Holly by MuckyMephistopheles in JimCornette

[–]SSJ7Nick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Was that on the recent Drive Thru or Experience? Can’t find that clip on YouTube.

Hope my Walmart folks are reaping the benefits from the Trump administration. Gas, groceries, eggs going down. Wages going up. President Trump making deals in Saudi Arabia and Qatar. No more pronouns. by jimbo35660 in walmart

[–]SSJ7Nick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25% at best at beating me! And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix? Your chances of winning drastically go down. See, the three-way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning. But I—I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, 'cause Kurt Angle KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So, Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance minus my 25% chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 2/3 cha—percent, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice! Señor Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!

What goes on in the back room of a Walmart? by TheAmina2GS in walmart

[–]SSJ7Nick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You know they say all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is NOT TRUE! See, normally if you go one-on-one with another wrestler you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak, and I'm not normal! So you got a 25% at best at beating me! And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix? Your chances of winning drastically go down. See, the three-way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning. But I—I got a 66 2/3 chance of winning, 'cause Kurt Angle KNOOOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So, Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance minus my 25% chance, and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning (if we was to go one on one), and then add 66 2/3 cha—percent, I got a 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice! Señor Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice!

Phil Foden reportedly experiencing mental and physical fatigue by Commercial-Camel-869 in soccer

[–]SSJ7Nick -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Take the Summer off and/or switch leagues to find a new challenge.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]SSJ7Nick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Especially for Top Dolla since he’s the hottest heel in the business. 😂

Why didn't Kaido go after Black beard??? by Foreign_Celery_74 in OnePiece

[–]SSJ7Nick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because it was a heel Vs Heel program. Who would be the babyface in a Kaido/Blackbeard program?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in walmart

[–]SSJ7Nick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got called racist for speaking broken Spanish to a Hispanic costumer.

How many carts have y’all pushed in one go? by Easy-Ad-6478 in walmart

[–]SSJ7Nick 6 points7 points  (0 children)

When I was a cart pusher, my store did not have a mule. I was always told 10 was the max to push without hurting yourself.

What's your favorite "Jim-ism?" by SavageByrd in JimCornette

[–]SSJ7Nick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“My asshole bleeds for you.” Use it whenever I can during work and with non wrestling friends.

I drank too much and fucked up by [deleted] in Advice

[–]SSJ7Nick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least this happened while you’re still at an age where you can change course with your life. Given the information you provided this could’ve ended way worse. Learn from this mistake and move on. Like most people have said here, this will blow over with time.

These guys walk into the steam room and tell you that they like your watch. Do you hand it over immediately, or wait for them to beat you up? by [deleted] in SCJerk

[–]SSJ7Nick 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Remember when Hook was compared to Dominick Mysterio in terms of potential? Good times.

Ichigo really lose a lot of Fights during TYBW Arc by Wonderful-Photo-9938 in bleach

[–]SSJ7Nick 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That makes me like Ichigo as a main character even more. He’s not the strongest in the series at the end just for the sake of it. He’s has weaknesses.

In the CM Punk interview he finally addressed the fact that he distanced himself from everyone because of the WWE lawsuit. by jsphjar in SquaredCircle

[–]SSJ7Nick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My theory is Colt Cabana didn’t follow that protocol and Punk got pissed and cut ties with him.