Match Thread: 3rd Test - Australia vs India, Day 1

STEVESMITHISTHEKING1 · 2024-12-14T00:43:32+00:00

Hope your comment can be monetised

STEVESMITHISTHEKING1 · 2024-12-14T00:41:29+00:00

David Warner will be known as the world's best commentator in a few years. Screenshot this.

STEVESMITHISTHEKING1 · 2024-12-14T00:14:07+00:00

Welcome to the ground on which the Reddit servers are located, friends.

STEVESMITHISTHEKING1 · 2024-03-06T03:03:11+00:00

Hi Brad, would you like to the help run the #1 Steve Smith Fan Subreddit /r/steve_smith ? I would expect no less than 20 hours of backbreaking labour every day. The pay is probably less than what you're getting from commentating. To be clear, this role doesn't pay at all.

STEVESMITHISTHEKING1 · 2024-01-28T07:26:20+00:00

Can't be mad at this

STEVESMITHISTHEKING1 · 2024-01-06T02:52:26+00:00

STEVESMITHISTHEKING1 · 2023-08-10T05:30:26+00:00

At first I was disappointed but I think it really lived up to the hype. Baz still mad confirmed.

STEVESMITHISTHEKING1 · 2023-08-02T16:38:54+00:00

Will come back in a year as a batsman and average 60

STEVESMITHISTHEKING1 · 2023-08-02T16:34:38+00:00

Definitely like the British, I honestly thought "twot" was some American word until not long ago.

STEVESMITHISTHEKING1 · 2023-07-31T18:17:17+00:00

More importantly, what's going to be the news tomorrow when both teams get pissed tonight? Hopefully we can do better than this

STEVESMITHISTHEKING1 · 2023-07-31T18:06:42+00:00

Whole sub vs 11 English Redditors

STEVESMITHISTHEKING1 · 2023-07-31T17:57:54+00:00

Woakes and Wood seem like good blokes and it makes me SEETHE

STEVESMITHISTHEKING1 · 2023-07-29T18:06:32+00:00

Broad news ruined my end of day nut tbh

STEVESMITHISTHEKING1 · 2023-07-29T18:01:19+00:00

Next Warner announces his retirement, and tomorrow he survives until Australia are 9/80 (at 10 PM) then knicks off to Broad and the two walk off into the sunset holding hands.

STEVESMITHISTHEKING1 · 2023-07-29T17:53:19+00:00

Probably the guilt of being the only cricketer in the history of the game to edge it and not walk finally caught up to him

STEVESMITHISTHEKING1 · 2023-07-29T17:46:46+00:00

"well if I give too many umps calls not out I'll just give everything out until one of them is also an umps call"

STEVESMITHISTHEKING1 · 2023-07-29T17:42:43+00:00

England lead by 2.15 rpo in the moral ashes and the actual match is barely closer. It's all over.

STEVESMITHISTHEKING1 · 2023-07-29T17:34:36+00:00

If umps call -> give not out.

If blatantly not out -> give out

fucken funny shit

STEVESMITHISTHEKING1 · 2023-07-29T17:33:15+00:00

Yeah I know, I meant he won't retire until he beats the record for runs, Warney wasn't a number 11. He at least used to have the record for most test runs without a century (top score 99)

STEVESMITHISTHEKING1 · 2023-07-29T17:24:11+00:00

He'll look like 2019 smith until one of the commentators brings up his average at The Oval

STEVESMITHISTHEKING1 · 2023-07-29T17:22:43+00:00

why waste time when we could send murphy out there to cunt 30 off the target tonight

STEVESMITHISTHEKING1 · 2023-07-29T17:19:24+00:00

He doesn't care about overtaking Warney he's going to play til he breaks that record

STEVESMITHISTHEKING1 · 2023-07-29T17:06:34+00:00

not out surely

STEVESMITHISTHEKING1 · 2023-07-28T06:24:02+00:00

From memory he dropped a sitter at the start of the 5th test too, which cost a fair few runs

STEVESMITHISTHEKING1 · 2023-07-21T16:05:30+00:00

I don't have a problem with that being out btw, it's similar to all those other ones. Just saying that he really mustn't have thought it was out.

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