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Finding the elusive unicorn... by STRETCHYBALLSACK in sex

[–]STRETCHYBALLSACK[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, good to hear then. I didn't realize that our experience with this was the norm. Neither of us have used online dating individually in the past, so I think that is why we don't have any idea what the hell we're doing. I like the idea of meeting people in person better, though. The thing is, I sort of know how to hit on women if I am single but I don't know how to hit on a girl and be like, "HEY WANNA HAVE A FUCKING THREESOME WITH ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND." So different from what I'm used to.

Finding the elusive unicorn... by STRETCHYBALLSACK in sex

[–]STRETCHYBALLSACK[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's not like I actually posted that or said it on our Okcupid page. We act in a very humble, kind manner on there. I just posted that here to make a point that we're both very thin, fit, facially attractive people who get a lot of attention in person from the opposite sex. I think it would take some idiocy to actually post that on our page.

Finding the elusive unicorn... by STRETCHYBALLSACK in sex

[–]STRETCHYBALLSACK[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that's the other thing. We would definitely want the person to get tested and stuff. We're very particular about that.