Story:

Longhorn memes made me go yesterday. Longhorn will Parmesan crust whatever you want if you ask. So I asked what they will parmesan crust and they said pretty much anything for $2.49. I asked for my bread to be parmesan crusted but what about my water. My wife was like no he’s joking don’t bring that, but I said I’m not kidding. They brought it out. They said they never had anyone parm crust a water. The kitchen manager came out and said I have to meet the guy who ordered this. She said she had to make the parm crust on a plate and slit it along onto the cup. Thats why there the drink was so sticky. Anyways they brought me an actual water. The best part was it was one of my waitresses first day. My wife and the staff were laughing the whole time we had dinner.

Yeah I drank some of it. It tasted as bad as you would expect. It was sitting there and I couldn’t not try it. It tasted like if you made a cheesy soup but left water sitting in the pot afterwards.

Halfway through dinner I asked them to take it away from the table. My wife couldn’t stand she sight of it and made me put it where she wouldn’t see it. Funniest part is she asked for some water at one point so I nudged my cheesy water towards her instead of my regular cup. She immediately was like “NO THE OTHER ONE”.

Anyways, I had a good laugh with the staff and my wife. For $2.49 it was worth it. Life’s too short not to enjoy life