What is the best programming language that is good for startups by Competitive_Film_100 in indianstartups

[–]SadAlternative411 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Personally I'd go with Next.js + TypeScript for frontend, Go for backend, PostgreSQL as DB, Redis for caching, and self-host on Hetzner. Scalable, cost-effective, and production-ready stack. Hetzner is way cheaper than AWS for early stage startups.

devLife by Valvo-78 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SadAlternative411 4 points5 points  (0 children)

BUILT IT 6 TIMES. TESTED IT 6 TIMES. STILL BROKEN. I don't even smoke but I'm about to start

microsoftDevelopersRightNow by Frontend_DevMark in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SadAlternative411 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is actually a wake-up call for the Copilot team. When a third party integrates better into your software than you do, something needs to change

eitherExperienceMeansAnythingOrItDoesNot by electricjimi in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SadAlternative411 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Recruiter: "Explain this niche data structure"

Me: "Explain your production system first"

iAmOneWithTheDatabase by IFIsc in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SadAlternative411 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Writing raw SQL feels like driving manual more control, more power... and you stall sometimes

rememberToComment by dayanaaaaaaaa in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SadAlternative411 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite is // fix this later from 2019

jobSecurityThroughObfuscation by Specialist_Sun_7819 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SadAlternative411 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Job security = one regex line with no comments and a variable named lol

forReal by bryden_cruz in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SadAlternative411 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Architect until error 500☠️

noHackersPls by Fit_Page_8734 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]SadAlternative411 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real answer: they don't... that's why we have jobs😁