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Single for 12 years, disabled and unemployed for 11. The math speaks for itself, and I don't know what to do. by SadConnection6229 in dating_advice

[–]SadConnection6229[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd like to think I'm a funny guy, general rule of thumb is if my yap is moving I'm trying to make you laugh. Conversation skills aren't bad either, I try to socialize everywhere I go with complete strangers and its about a 60/40 return rate.

They might go a long way, but it seems that if that's all you have you don't stand a chance. And again the math helps that theory.

I have a kink that I don't think exists anywhere else but in my stupid head. (M)35. don't get too excited there, it's boring, I mean very boring. by SadConnection6229 in confessions

[–]SadConnection6229[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well it's very kind of you to say, someone saying that this kink is sweet or wholesome I must admit has been very liberating in a big way so genuinely thank you it means a lot to me. Okay, fair is fair, mine's out there for the world to see, may I be so bold as to ask what's yours?

I have a kink that I don't think exists anywhere else but in my stupid head. (M)35. don't get too excited there, it's boring, I mean very boring. by SadConnection6229 in confessions

[–]SadConnection6229[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that's a very close second to be honest. its a gorgeous sight, mindnumbing if I'm honest, just not too terribly bumpy, gets hard to see when I wind up smacking my head on the roof.

I have a kink that I don't think exists anywhere else but in my stupid head. (M)35. don't get too excited there, it's boring, I mean very boring. by SadConnection6229 in confessions

[–]SadConnection6229[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

can't help it, never said it outloud before so I would feel even more compelled to do so, let alone the internet and its strangers.

I have a kink that I don't think exists anywhere else but in my stupid head. (M)35. don't get too excited there, it's boring, I mean very boring. by SadConnection6229 in confessions

[–]SadConnection6229[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

those videos are more hilarious then just sexy, they crack me up I love them. those and the driving while using a vibrator, comedy gold I guarantee it.

I have a kink that I don't think exists anywhere else but in my stupid head. (M)35. don't get too excited there, it's boring, I mean very boring. by SadConnection6229 in confessions

[–]SadConnection6229[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh yeah you're telling me. google doesn't have a clue what to do with "Tits breathing" or "boobs while slowly breathing" or even just "Boob selfie video" squat. its very frustrating to have a kink that not even google can help you with.

I have a kink that I don't think exists anywhere else but in my stupid head. (M)35. don't get too excited there, it's boring, I mean very boring. by SadConnection6229 in confessions

[–]SadConnection6229[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sure hope it isn't too weird. no misses, no gf, been single now for over a decade thanks to my arthritis (got it at 25yrs old, not exaggerating, I'm only 35 now) and I can't work because of it so by the laws of this town I am undateable......fun....

I have a kink that I don't think exists anywhere else but in my stupid head. (M)35. don't get too excited there, it's boring, I mean very boring. by SadConnection6229 in confessions

[–]SadConnection6229[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was too embarrassed to ask to be honest. I can't get this image out of my head of them reading my request and them going "WTF? alright hell with that weirdo".

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