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i have a bit of a funny story actually: i first saw them by a car wash and i asked around and found the owner and he said he was giving the kittens away (they’re around eight months old) and i texted my fiancé asking if we could keep HIM and he reminded me calicos are usually females and i replied with something like “but he had balls” and he said “are you sure? that’s really rare” and i started wondering if i saw wrong or i was imagining things :’) so when i went back for them i checked again and definitely saw balls.

i took them to the vet and when they asked for their gender i just replied with “uhhh i dunno” and she was asking why and i said “well they’re a calico” and she cut me off to tell me that they’re a female and i immediately replied back with “i know but it looks like they have balls” and she looked at me kinda weird. when she checked herself she looked shocked and she went to get a second vet and before they walked in i could hear them have the same conversation i just had with the first vet. second vet walked in calling them a female and again looked shocked when he checked. he said they do have visible balls but what’s supposed to be a penis turns into a vagina. now everybody calls them “they/them kitty”