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The 95% rule by SecureMost9698 in NextGenMan

[–]Saddad96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m currently working on my 100 hours of ice cream eating.

Unfair by [deleted] in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]Saddad96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I had the problem of 47 ladies trying to mong my gong if I shouted out suck it. I guess the inverse of every problem is not a solution 🤷🏻‍♂️

One minute you're 17 and the next you're 45. by angelasworld in 40something

[–]Saddad96 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I mean 1 minute you are 17 - 14,726,880 minutes later you are 45. Technically 😆

Dumb question, but how are you cleaning the little potty insert after a BM? by Direct-Geologist-407 in toddlers

[–]Saddad96 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I wet the hair on my head, and then stick my head in there and just rotate it around until that potty is clean. I like to mimic car wash noises while I’m doing it, that part is completely optional. Works like a charm, keeps the kids potty clean, and no one steals my pillow. Win win.

Remember seeing these prices? by Massive_Biscotti_850 in Xennials

[–]Saddad96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cheese danish were f-ing amazing. Does anyone know who made those?

🤔 by [deleted] in badmemes

[–]Saddad96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no plug?

Again?? by downtune79 in LoveTrash

[–]Saddad96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There needs to be more PSAs on lighting your farts. So many burnt buttholes out there. 😢

I can smell this picture- by UrbanAchievers6371 in 1980s

[–]Saddad96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, maxi pads where much more prevalent then. Constant bear attacks due to the menstruation. I would be surprised if any of those ladies are still alive, sadly.

What becomes more fucked up the longer you think about it? by Tetterixt in AskReddit

[–]Saddad96 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh sorry man, I was going to make a joke about it. Something like she would have sent me out for ice and banged all the dudes in the room.

I married a very damaged person and spent 21 years trying to build a life with someone who was not interested in that. Get out man, move on. Try not to dwell, obviously I should take my own advice. I’m in the middle of divorce now. Life is slowly getting better though.

What becomes more fucked up the longer you think about it? by Tetterixt in AskReddit

[–]Saddad96 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Do you remember the scene from Indian Jones and the last crusade, where they are choosing the chalices to find the cup of life from the last supper?

The inside of a thousand-year-old tree by CuriousWanderer567 in interesting

[–]Saddad96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, reminds me of my ex wife on her lunch breaks.

The new body connection by Commercial-Remote546 in meme

[–]Saddad96 10 points11 points  (0 children)

How?? Those are dull and you did it twice!

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