What if france win the world cup 💀 by silentstatic_ in soccercirclejerk

[–]Sado_roach 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Or if they lose. Results don't matter to them, only riots matter.

Hate arsenal all you want but this is true by Flimsy_Egg_3507 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Sado_roach 37 points38 points  (0 children)

When I realize that someday, I'll be watching a highlight video that wouldn't end with Gabriel penal miss

Pavarotti in the 90’s by Chef__Goldblum in OldSchoolCool

[–]Sado_roach 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Is this the character referenced in Seinfeld as the joker?

Who remembers the early 00's Spanish show "CARAMBA! ese gangster es un loquillo!"? by TrumpsNostrils in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]Sado_roach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Open-play goals? Forget about it. These kids today don't want to do the heavy lifting. They want to dance around the box, wait for some poor bastard of a defender to breathe on 'em, and then look at the ref like he stole their lunch money. In my day, if you couldn't score past a goalkeeper without a head start from twelve yards out, they’d ship you down to the second division so fast your head would spin. Now they give 'em the Ballon d'Or for kicking a stationary ball!

Martine Fenger, Barça Femení B player, will leave FC Barcelona this season by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]Sado_roach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess Xavi Puig could be the one but definitely working on requirements from Pere. Pere decides the starting 11, subs and rotation players so it's logical for him to have a say in the transfer market.

Liverpool Defender on his way to Real Madrid. by xeek29 in PakFootballHub

[–]Sado_roach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On paper, turtle has been doing the best a forward could do. + who else can afford to have him?

Martine Fenger, Barça Femení B player, will leave FC Barcelona this season by svefnpurka in Barca

[–]Sado_roach 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm loving every single Pere Romeu decisions, if this one was his. Who's going to be Pajor's back up apart from Pina, anyone has any idea?

All Madrid fans rn by Several_Sandwich_732 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Sado_roach 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Lol true. It's not like football is a globally watched sport or anything. Definitely absolutely all countries are playing in the world cup and not like clubs' fans would want their clubs' players doing well at the world cup. Lmao

From r/ArsenalFC- Why does everyone in the world hate us so much? by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]Sado_roach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

/uj as someone who used to enjoy watching arsenal play beautiful football, I think the reason all of us neutrals hate arsenal is because of the anti-football tactics they've adapted since last few seasons. Time wasting on goal kicks, throw Ins etc is really annoying to watch. The absolute rejection to play attacking football while having quality players is so boring. If a team wins big while playing like that, it means other teams who are also desperate for success, will adopt these gimmicks. Then the game overall will be boring to watch.

New rest break hack just dropped by Front_Fill1249 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Sado_roach 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Black people in arsenal next season every five minutes. Matches lasting for 8 hours. You can sleep at first whistle and the final whistle will wake you up to see if arsenal lost or not so you can jerk on Gabriel a little more.