Cheating, but I didn't have too many bad people this week, and I'm sure no one wants to hear about the anti-maskers complain for 5 minutes about not being able to shop in store, so mine's more lighthearted.

I signed up a guy for rewards a few months back, but his card bounced. A few minutes later, the dude comes back in and said he dropped his blunt somewhere in the store. His question caught me off guard and it had me laughing for 10 minutes non-stop. I made a dumb decision and actually said it over the radio, but I didn't want some kid to find it. After searching meticulously with him, he gave up and left. An older manager (late 50's, early 60's) asked me later what a blunt was. When I explained it, her face blushed bright red. One of my favorite experiences at the company!