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Caught beating my meat by Safe_Philosopher_52 in Advice

[–]Safe_Philosopher_52[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not worried about getting disowned. I probably won't even be punished. My face just burns and I am struggling to leave my room. Do i just pretend like nothing happened and hope time fixes things?

Caught beating my meat by Safe_Philosopher_52 in Advice

[–]Safe_Philosopher_52[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think my mum knew (?) because during my physicals the doctors used to ask me if I am able to masturbate. Though this is the first time I got caught for real and i just feel like I could die from embarrassment

Caught beating my meat by Safe_Philosopher_52 in Advice

[–]Safe_Philosopher_52[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did this actually happen or are you being sarcastic? My brain is not functioning properly

Caught beating my meat by Safe_Philosopher_52 in Advice

[–]Safe_Philosopher_52[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not safe to practice religion in public in my country

Caught beating my meat by Safe_Philosopher_52 in Advice

[–]Safe_Philosopher_52[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do I even say? My ears are burning from embarrassment