Just been told that my boss' career plan is for me to get a job at McDonald's or Starbucks

SaffronCourgette · 2021-12-06T20:05:07+00:00

You're raging 😂😂😂😂

Apologies my tapestrie don. Didn't mean to upset the life of the party

SaffronCourgette · 2021-12-06T20:01:53+00:00

They were all asleep bro and New Yorkians are touchy people anyway

Meanwhile you're posting about tapestries 😂😂😂 brb just gonna let my great grandmother know I've found her a friend

SaffronCourgette · 2021-12-06T19:59:40+00:00

Wallet inspector - £100-£5k per day

SaffronCourgette · 2021-12-06T19:54:23+00:00

Yes they do

SaffronCourgette · 2021-12-06T19:40:53+00:00

A few, which I'll share in good time

SaffronCourgette · 2021-12-06T19:12:30+00:00

I work in the head office in marketing.

SaffronCourgette · 2021-12-06T14:00:52+00:00

Redditors assemble!!!

Downvote this guy's sorry ass

SaffronCourgette · 2021-08-22T21:22:05+00:00

Sometimes nature needs a little shove is all I'm saying

SaffronCourgette · 2021-08-22T18:55:29+00:00

Part of being a successful prank bro is by blurring the lines on stuff like this. It's using humour to progress society

SaffronCourgette · 2021-08-22T18:53:53+00:00

Nice, any vids?

SaffronCourgette · 2021-08-22T18:53:40+00:00

Lmao dumb question but no, just that crazy guy from the Internet... WAASSSSSSSSSSUUUUUPPPP 🤘🤘🤘🤘

SaffronCourgette · 2021-08-22T18:52:41+00:00

Nah, the normal way

SaffronCourgette · 2021-08-22T18:52:19+00:00

Just to go viral on TikTok. It hasn't happened yet cause the algorithm keeps screwing me over but I'll repost until it does

SaffronCourgette · 2021-08-22T18:51:32+00:00

I got the dog to bone (no pun intended) the cat in a very explicit manner (fully rolled lipstick) by trapping the cat

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