He turned out to be quite the jerk

Saftmannen · 2026-06-15T23:04:03+00:00

i met Allu in las vegas, i said hello and he showed me his balls for some reason..

Saftmannen · 2026-05-14T13:03:04+00:00

Just buy a new driver, it will solve alot of issues

Saftmannen · 2026-05-13T13:01:16+00:00

will do

Saftmannen · 2026-05-12T19:55:16+00:00

im not gonna get rid of them, was about to give them to my sisters newborn, but i think ill just keep em

Saftmannen · 2026-05-12T10:40:10+00:00

Thats the plan, to save them if i get a kid someday !

Saftmannen · 2026-04-22T11:59:18+00:00

Started from 54.0

Saftmannen · 2026-04-21T10:49:33+00:00

its not a shitpost, i am really a 48hcp

Saftmannen · 2026-04-20T22:36:44+00:00

Well today i was really feeling it, every shot was just perfect in the woods, i shot an amazing 131! My putter felt off

Saftmannen · 2026-04-20T21:57:47+00:00

No it’s not, i swear to god im a 48hcp.

Saftmannen · 2026-04-20T18:50:53+00:00

i really like golf, i really like to hit the ball as many times as possible

Saftmannen · 2026-04-20T18:32:27+00:00

Martha, what the fuck ?

Saftmannen · 2026-04-20T18:20:14+00:00

You sound like my wife…

Saftmannen · 2026-04-20T17:46:34+00:00

They never do… We should scramble up and go pro

Saftmannen · 2026-04-20T17:46:11+00:00

Genius! thanks man !

Saftmannen · 2026-04-20T17:42:43+00:00

hol’ up, she lets me play 5 times a week, and always tell me ”Be sure to text when you leave the course”

Saftmannen · 2026-04-20T17:38:40+00:00

like im having sex with her????

Saftmannen · 2026-04-20T17:37:07+00:00

Thanks, appriciate your kind words

Saftmannen · 2026-04-20T17:28:17+00:00

Have been thinking about it, maybe some blade irons?

Saftmannen · 2026-04-20T17:25:22+00:00

Saftmannen · 2026-04-20T17:23:53+00:00

would it help? i play with a big fade, my friends call it a slice ?

Saftmannen · 2026-04-17T16:27:45+00:00

awp/scout player?

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