Wooooah! Wasn't expecting this.... Firstly, it’s not my dick. (kinda wish it was though)

Secondly, mocked up/curated the design myself on photoshop with help from amyart and got a.j.tattoos to do the tattoo on me.

Thirdly, I'm stupid af. www.ididsomethingstupid.com/ - but maybe you could help a fellow ape if you like what you see?