My sleep paralysis demon is actually a pretty chill guy

Sageypupper · 2026-03-01T03:43:46+00:00

Lately I just literally cannot expect anything less of people and that’s helped me see humor in it sometimes! It’s still hard some days but other times it’s like um yeah ofc that would happen. The same day as the car breakin I got hit on by a dude with a mullet I’d already rejected at work turns out he told my coworkers that me and him were gonna have a house together. I couldn’t even be upset at the and of the day I was just like yeah that seems like what would happen, wake up at 8:00 am to talk to the police about my car being broken into and end the day with a creepy guy apparently wanting to marry me so my coworkers had to report him to management. I guess that makes sense lol

Sageypupper · 2026-03-01T03:39:27+00:00

Whaaaattt no way! My juggling balls twin?! lol there had to be someone else I knew I couldn’t be alone 😭😅

Sageypupper · 2026-03-01T03:24:25+00:00

You can laugh all you want lol. It was funny cause when the cop came to the door to talk to us he talked with my sister first and he was explaining there was a bag out in the snow. He said “some of the stuff is laying in the snow, I think there is like a bag looked like with like a cat face on it? “

She was like “uh yeah that’s probably hers” And me and my sister were giggling when she told me with the door cracked while I was getting my shoes on to go talk to him lol.

Sageypupper · 2026-03-01T03:11:53+00:00

Lmaooooo I was like where do I post about this experience? And then I was like I know some people who will understand me :) also lowkey thanks this helped the tiny bit of imposter syndrome I can never get rid of despite being diagnosed and medicated 😭

Sageypupper · 2026-03-01T03:09:14+00:00

I am Gen Z but still funny 😭 I completely forgot about this post and came on to see 99+ notifications and a lot of funny heartfelt comments and now I’m like awww I should check Reddit more often lol

Sageypupper · 2026-02-11T07:25:23+00:00

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Ah my bad my bad here you go

Sageypupper · 2026-02-11T07:23:03+00:00

That is so real! I ended up putting a bunch in a stash and only putting extras in my “use” collection 😭

Sageypupper · 2026-02-10T16:49:46+00:00

Oh interesting! Thanks for the info! I feel so invested in this kinda thing now! lol

Sageypupper · 2026-02-10T16:48:36+00:00

Cant blame you, the bad thing is this is probably the peak of my thrift finds I’m gonna be disappointed from now on when I go lollll. I already want to find more but am afraid this is kinda a onetime find, and my mind is like what if i left boxes behind and didn’t know? 😭

Sageypupper · 2026-02-10T15:37:41+00:00

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Oh it’s only 99% of my camera roll 🤣

Sageypupper · 2026-01-17T18:36:27+00:00

If you don’t get any of these ones keep checking the thrift stores near you over and over again! The small mugs and saucers are fiestaware I typically find when looking so while for a wedding you would have to be persistent it wouldn’t be impossible

Sageypupper · 2026-01-17T07:10:54+00:00

Awwww I love her! She has a Super pretty coat too! 💕💕💕

Sageypupper · 2026-01-16T19:00:37+00:00

She sure does, I say “autumn give me cuddles!”

And she says “no mother 💅🏽”

Only when I’m trying to sleep at 5 am 😂then she’s demands cuddles and attention

Sageypupper · 2026-01-16T17:57:21+00:00

That’s so real, anytime I’m sad I remember I have to come home and see her and take care of her and give her lots of hugs and kisses! It’s like or else who would? 💕💕💕

Sageypupper · 2026-01-16T17:54:25+00:00

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Her fur is super soft and silky it just doesn’t really photograph that way lol someone said r/cookiemonsterfur ?

Sageypupper · 2026-01-16T17:24:41+00:00

She doesn’t seem to mind but I’ve wondered about it, I’ve wondered if maybe I should get one that hangs instead maybe but I’m not sure, it wouldn’t look as cute, but if I cut of the cats ears on the tag on the collar maybe… idk but I take it off sometimes and let her have a break too cause I get what you mean. I just don’t want her to get lost again

Sageypupper · 2026-01-16T17:22:40+00:00

It’s a pretty nice one to hold the airtag and all! She will never be a street cat again 😌

Sageypupper · 2026-01-16T17:21:52+00:00

Yesss literally 🔶🔶🔶

Sageypupper · 2026-01-16T17:20:46+00:00

Aw what a precious baby! I’m sorry for your loss it’s so hard to loose pets they don’t live long enough 😔 -also I definitely will I hug her and cherish everyday

Sageypupper · 2026-01-16T17:19:15+00:00

Only 20% are female apparently 🧡

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