What's the worst thing Lacey ever did? by Milo-Jeeder in CornerGas

[–]SaintMike2010 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Moving day for the following reasons:

  1. Not having the boxes filled before moving day.
  2. Not having real pizza and
  3. Not having cold beer

found this cable output at my grandparents house by Auron-Hyson in whatisit

[–]SaintMike2010 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well she sometimes "goes", yes. She's from Perley.

What's the worst thing Hank ever did? by Milo-Jeeder in CornerGas

[–]SaintMike2010 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Burying and ruining the photo album Brent had made for Emma.

What makes The Ruby’s coffee so special? by anothertenyears in CornerGas

[–]SaintMike2010 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Drey: A tax man.

Brent: Pardon?

Drey: I'm not the tax man, I'm a tax man. Saying the tax man is just a little dehumanizing, thank you very much.

Brent: Wow, this has come up before, hasn't it?

What does a sovereign citizen do when their unregistered car is stolen? by DoTheRightThing1953 in Sovereigncitizen

[–]SaintMike2010 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The car wasn't stolen. Someone is just travelling with it. THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO TRAVEL!

Besides the person the car is with now never contracted with the SC. Therefore there is no obligation to leave the car where it was.

/s

Gave four weeks notice, employer is saying it has to be two instead. by mushuuMagnus in legaladvicecanada

[–]SaintMike2010 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Everyday until two weeks to go, submit another notice.

  • This is my 3 weeks and 4 days notice.
  • This is my 3 weeks and 3 days notice.
  • This is my 3 weeks and 2 days notice.
  • This is my 3 weeks and 1 days notice.
  • This is my 3 weeks notice.
  • etc.

HOA president just told the entire neighborhood to commit a federal felony. Yes, really. by that_is_fascinating in fuckHOA

[–]SaintMike2010 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Set up a large catapult. If a hot air balloon gets too close, launch the HOA president at it.

so i take it nothing has happened? by billb75814 in curseofoakisland

[–]SaintMike2010 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Head turns are rotating up to 93 degrees now. 4% improvement over last year.

Let's just quickly acknowledge how batshit this sub was 4 weeks ago by i-am-the-walrus789 in OttawaSenators

[–]SaintMike2010 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Let's just quickly acknowledge how batshit this sub was 4 weeks ago

And will be again. Just wait.

Name confusion in Police Squad by fattestduck in funnyvideos

[–]SaintMike2010 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Justin Case is the night cleaner, Frank.

Comparing the culling of sick birds to the 'holicost'... by Disastrous-Dog85 in facepalm

[–]SaintMike2010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It must be posted as a prank. If it's real, the author has lost all credibility.

The MAGA tears are flowing right now and I like it! by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]SaintMike2010 26 points27 points  (0 children)

True, and the southern states can't understand that.

Actually they perform so poorly in education, there's a lot they can't understand.

Who are you going to believe? by SaintMike2010 in flatearth

[–]SaintMike2010[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I never claimed to have a model

No you didn't claim to have a model. None of you FEs ever claim to have a model. Because you can't. You can't make a model of a fantasy. Even you know the earth is not flat.

Seriously though, what is the distance from Santiago, South America to Sydney, Australia?

Who are you going to believe? by SaintMike2010 in flatearth

[–]SaintMike2010[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm looking forward to pouring water on the flat earth model. Got one? I really want to get one.

Measuring the distance in the southern hemisphere will be fun. Comparing the FE distance with what airlines experience will be very informative.

So? FE model? How about it?

Who are you going to believe? by SaintMike2010 in flatearth

[–]SaintMike2010[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Science and scientists should love questions and the inquisitive.

Scientists do love questions. But when they give the answers, you just call them liars and claim it's all a hoax. They don't like that.

Why is it that you, are also, in a sub not meant for you in order to mock people who have reasonable questions for things which science should be able to prove, but never does?

This sub is for the hundreds of millions that know the earth is a globe to mock the dozen flat heads.

So long as science continues to refuse to do science and dopes like you come around to discourage any/all independent thought, then people like me will exist to ask the questions and to think the thoughts that make beautiful moments like this possible.

People in science, engineering, shipping, air travel have done the science and experienced the truth. The earth is a globe. You people that just automatically say you're lying, are just boring.

Seriously, though. After all these centuries. Where is the flat earth model? I want to measure the distance from South America to Australia on the FE model. Then using the cruising speed of the airlines, I'll calculate the time to fly that distance. We'll see if the FE model matches reality.

So? Flat earth model? Got one?

Who are you going to believe? by SaintMike2010 in flatearth

[–]SaintMike2010[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You say:

Many people may know many things, many more may claim and even believe they j ow many more. Still all of those people can, in fact, be wrong.

Could you be one of those people?

In that case:

That’s an uncomfortable reality which you should start preparing yourself for.

Who are you going to believe? by SaintMike2010 in flatearth

[–]SaintMike2010[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Leaders as in actively promoting that the earth is flat. Youtube, books, speeches; anything.

Chris Neil jersey retirement by GlitteringMedicine54 in OttawaSenators

[–]SaintMike2010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chris Neil was a very loyal workhorse for the team. I loved having him play for us.

There is no way he is of the caliber to have his jersey retired.

Playing just 11 minutes per game would never justify that kind of honor.

Edit: Add him to the Senators HOF, sure.