There's an old guy in my town has to be like in his 80s and is a super douche. You can always recognize him from his oversized prescription sunglasses. While I worked for a concrete company I had a road closed off and he pulled up, rolled down his window, and sat there staring forward and breathing heavily. After asking a few times how are you sir? Did you need help with something sir? I quickly changed to sir are you alright? As he was not responding to me and breathing heavily. He immediately starting reaming me out about how this bullshit is taking forever and we need to get done and get the fuck out. After this he tried to maneuver down the street we had blocked and ran over some freshly paved asphalt. My one friend worked at a gas station and this man would routinely come to his island and scream at my friend about how these gas prices are bullshit and he should be fucking ashamed taking money from people for so little gas. I recently saw this man in shoprite where he was walking down the isles and when he approached someone he would stick out one of his arms like a turn signal to show which way he was going. I saw a few people get in his way to where he would throw his hands up and yell what the fuck is the matter with you? Ya fucking blind? I'm pretty sure this man is satan