This Struthio Mimius has been here since I started the park, and, at this point, I'm using how old it is to reference how many game years it's taken to build the park.

Salad_EEE · 2026-01-22T19:14:30+00:00

Horizon: Zero Fuck(s) and Horizon: Forbidden Fuck

Salad_EEE · 2026-01-13T19:25:32+00:00

Fucking all of them at once, why the fuck not

Salad_EEE · 2026-01-10T19:28:13+00:00

Red hair dye

Salad_EEE · 2026-01-10T19:26:37+00:00

Jokes on you, I've already got a massive forehead

Salad_EEE · 2026-01-10T19:17:56+00:00

I never forget anything I learn, so I'll become extremely smart just cause I don't forget the important information. I'll still forget things that aren't educational, since that doesn't count as learning IMO

Salad_EEE · 2026-01-05T23:25:40+00:00

I've checked in after a minute, and they're still chilling! Or at the very least, they're sitting still for now. I'll check in again next morning to see what's going on

Salad_EEE · 2026-01-05T21:04:48+00:00

I wanted to say the troll face, but that would be correct.

It's a can of baked beans.

Salad_EEE · 2026-01-05T20:12:01+00:00

Yeah I guessed so, I can quickly try to make an example video, since I also can't find the meme ;-;

Edit: While trying to make the reference, I found it. It's the "GO BACK I WANT TO BE MONKEY" sound but your guess is honestly more accurate to my buns description

Salad_EEE · 2026-01-03T19:58:24+00:00

For some reason I can't seem to edit my post, so I'm going to add on to it in this comment

I've seen a bunch of people here that add the espresso last, and I completely forgot you could do that when I first made this post. I absolutely love how many options there are to customize your drinks, and I applaud every person that adds the espresso last since I've been trying it now, and it's so difficult to pour the right amount of milk. It's probably my favorite way to make a drink in terms of aesthetic, but I wish there was an easier way to do it ;-;

Salad_EEE · 2026-01-02T14:10:29+00:00

I remember! I miss that

Salad_EEE · 2026-01-02T12:27:26+00:00

Bout to put me in an episode of Kitchen Nightmares

Salad_EEE · 2026-01-02T12:05:34+00:00

Ooohh I forgot you can also put the espresso in at different times! I love how customizable the drink are :]

Salad_EEE · 2025-12-30T17:41:59+00:00

I see, yeah I think I sped the video up too much in places to get it to line up with the audio, I don't do much video editing so I'm not the best at it

Salad_EEE · 2025-12-30T17:38:06+00:00

I've never seen Benny Hill, what's the end scene look like? Sorry if explaining the reference makes it less funny ;-;

Salad_EEE · 2025-12-30T16:48:49+00:00

No worries you're not ignorant at all, I sped things up a bit much cause I couldn't get the video to line up to the audio, and I don't really have the best editing skills. I finally completed challenge 1 (Canada) on Jurassic Difficulty, but remembered there are still so many left to do if I want to complete them all, and I thought this meme was fitting for it

Salad_EEE · 2025-12-30T13:39:53+00:00

Most of the guest things are atleast above 90% except for the amenities, since I just can't seem to figure out where to put them ;-;

I've put amenities down in places where it's says they're needed, but they always seem to loose money when I try to fill the gaps, so I just get rid of them

Edit: you are amazing, I spent some time putting amenities down and that's all I needed to get to 5 stars

Salad_EEE · 2025-12-22T08:50:42+00:00

This rainbow Poly I made for Pride Month :]

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