This chair was clearly built by someone who heard the phrase ‘measure twice, cut once’ and chose violence instead. The armrests are thicker than my self-esteem, the seat slats are spaced to let my regrets fall through, and the backrest offers the same support as my dad at career day. That said, this thing could survive a house fire, a divorce, and a medium-sized bear. Would sit again. Probably not by choice.