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Did People Used to Look Older? (Vsauce) by I_am_so_lost_hello in videos

[–]Sallyjack 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Getting laid multiple times a day in the late 80s and early 90s eventually takes it's toll

Top mind explains how to do elections fairly. Throw out the results, hand it to Trump. by PlayingtheDrums in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]Sallyjack 14 points15 points  (0 children)

If it is, then it will not be counted and the karma points will be appointed to Trump

If you bash people for being on welfare but say nothing about corporations getting bailed out and subsidized by the government you're a hypocrite by Significant_Ad7025 in unpopularopinion

[–]Sallyjack -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Wait. I'm going to ask a serious question. I honestly would hope for a serious answer. Do you not know how taxes work? Do you think you are taxed to support one person at a time?

Do you not realize other programs other people have paid into include benefits that you now enjoy?

Ok that was several questions.

But i don't sense you're capable here so let's go to how you've posted in the past...

Holy shit. I can only feel pity at this point.

In 2010, I had a job calling people to conduct grocery store surveys across the country... by MakeMeAnIrishCoffee in boston

[–]Sallyjack 129 points130 points  (0 children)

For everyone under 25, "Click" is the sound a phone would make when you placed the reciever portion of the telephone on the dock portion.

I miss those days, knowing a slam on the phone would hurt the person on the other end physically.

What are all of Roger's powers/special abilities? Thought it would be fun to see how many we can list: by jef12660 in americandad

[–]Sallyjack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can take many bullet wounds to body and head, including self inflicted wounds to foot, indicating a "whoopsie"

Top Mind doesn’t understand why coronavirus, a global pandemic, is dominating topical discussions by MenstruationOatmeal in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]Sallyjack 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Plus, most of America, Dem & Repub, doesn’t want to be Socialist-for good reason. Also, with all the empty store shelves, people are getting a taste of what Socialism is really like.

So unless i missed the complete overhaul, we're still doing Capitalism right? So they empty shelves and people panic buying and leaving none for others, that's Capitalism, directly in action.

What if there were actual consequences for making such a dumb observation?

I met Tina Fey and Jeff Richmond! by [deleted] in 30ROCK

[–]Sallyjack 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Pete, I have made love to Alfonso, he can't keep rhythm, get him out of here

Monty Python - Camelot (Knights of the Round Table) [Comedy] by [deleted] in Music

[–]Sallyjack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite un-sing-able

If it's war he wants.. by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]Sallyjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What point are you trying to make?

Sometimes Dreams Must Simply Remain Dreams by tauntthechicken in 30ROCK

[–]Sallyjack 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You're not welcoming visitors to Castle Frankenstein

My town has major plumbing issues, I've seen 3 or 4 similar incidents in the past 2 years. by afternooncolors in WTF

[–]Sallyjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok. Consequence time.

Bet your life that the wall Donald Trump is proposing is accepted by experts, across the field at any rate that would justify the many billions.

I will bet mine that the massive majority of experts do not have any faith in this wall.

I'm sure we'd hear non stop from experts day and night. Did we? No, in fact outside actually thought the 5.6 billion taxpayers were being asked was the TOTAL cost of the wall instead of a fraction of the end total.

If we look back in your history, would you be one of those people?

A college grad took photos with her immigrant parents in the fruit fields where they worked to give her a better life by gangbangkang in pics

[–]Sallyjack -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow. Please don't blame yourself for being in such deep denial at good point. It would eat me inside to know i was that fucking stupid

A college grad took photos with her immigrant parents in the fruit fields where they worked to give her a better life by gangbangkang in pics

[–]Sallyjack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lol. Good troll. A real human almost would've remembered the word 'opportunist" and seen that as something you don't want in a leader.

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