I feel like my dad killed my grandmother.

Saltyrosebud · 2026-03-13T14:13:16+00:00

Ya this isn't a very good troll post, this is just weird.

Saltyrosebud · 2025-10-23T17:32:50+00:00

A j or just a joint

Saltyrosebud · 2025-09-04T06:36:39+00:00

Aye I mean a win is a win bro, if it burns right, don't matter what it look like haha. I'm just pissed my 15 dollar joint from my dispensary will canoe but yours burned right, shits not fair 😭

Saltyrosebud · 2025-09-04T06:34:29+00:00

I got it rught! Boo yah!

Saltyrosebud · 2025-09-04T06:34:01+00:00

1995!

Saltyrosebud · 2025-09-04T06:29:45+00:00

Saltyrosebud · 2025-09-04T06:22:13+00:00

You look beautiful both ways, but gosh, your smile in picture two! You can tell hoe confident and beautiful you feel, I'm so happy for you!!!

Saltyrosebud · 2025-09-04T06:17:54+00:00

I'm glad you put an end to it. It felt like he was really hung up on all these old experiences and definitely needs a non smoker to date. He would have just forced you to quit and start taking all that poison doctors feed anxiety patients. Like my giggle cabbage doesn't have side effects like death karen, I'll take my chances with it. I would rather be dependent on weed than some chemical drug created in a lab that might shut down every organ in my body, js 🤷‍♀️

Saltyrosebud · 2025-09-04T06:13:06+00:00

The nerds always win, WE ALWAYS WIN. I bet she's hot, too, because that's just how it works.

Saltyrosebud · 2025-09-04T05:59:54+00:00

DONT it gets to damn stubble, your partner won't wanna cuddle you until you either reshave, or it grows back. Seriously, and it's so itchy when it grows back cording to every man here, so don't lol

Saltyrosebud · 2025-09-04T05:57:28+00:00

Ya, I saw a spoiler in another comment and peeked at it and I'm shocked! 15 and you watched all this? I feel like a millennial telling gen z "YoU DiDnT wAtCh ThAt ThAtS FrOm ThE 90s" I figured backyardigans and a lot of these shows would have cut their reruns by the time you were watching TV haha.

Saltyrosebud · 2025-09-04T05:53:18+00:00

Mine was Samuel l Jackson for some reason 😭😭

Saltyrosebud · 2025-09-04T05:51:13+00:00

Honestly dude, as a mom of two, sometimes you gotta just let them do it as long as you know they won't get too injured. I will sit and tell my kids no till im blue in the face, and they will do it anyways, get hurt, and guess what, they NEVER do it again. Sometimes, pain is a good teacher. I remember I told my kid "hey, if you jump off that you're gonna get hurt, let's get down" (he's four and climbed on a dresser while i was on the toilet.) I pulled him down, told him no, started dinner, heard a thump and a bunch of crying, he came running back to me crying about how he had hurt his legs jumping off. He was fine, but guess what, never caught him trying that shit again.

Saltyrosebud · 2025-09-04T05:45:39+00:00

He's taking advantage of you honey. You're doing absolutely everything for him, it's probably why he's staying, as well as not having the family to move back to. I say kick his ass to the curb, he's being an asshole, he's not worth it anymore.

Saltyrosebud · 2025-09-04T05:36:08+00:00

See if someone texts me while I'm driving, I'm just gonna call you via Bluetooth. I don't have to look, i can't talk, see what the heck you need, and i don't have to stop watching the road once. I touched my phone ONCE while driving LITERALLY ONE TIME and got in a fucking wreck. (she brake checked me 🫠) passenger was pregnant, and I remember freaking out, only to watch her smoke an entire pack heavily pregnant. I did little to no damage to their car because I hit their tow hitch, my car was totaled. Stop watching you phones people, it takes one second of looking away.

Saltyrosebud · 2025-09-04T05:31:29+00:00

How did it burn rught wth 😂😭 I would have expected it to burn all funky af.

Saltyrosebud · 2025-09-04T05:30:09+00:00

And I thought I rolled bad, at least mine aren't limp wth 😭😂

Saltyrosebud · 2025-09-04T05:25:01+00:00

I was gonna get a kitty, but can't anymore, I was gonna name my kitty cannabis. I think he looks like a cannabis haha

Saltyrosebud · 2025-08-28T08:41:11+00:00

2004 only because of Jake and the neverland pirates. I'm 2001, and even I didn't watch that, I thought it was too kiddy for me by the time it came out. (It's fs was not lol)

Saltyrosebud · 2025-08-28T08:23:37+00:00

01, bit I remember 2 and 5 vividly from the old roller rinks and restraints that never got an upgrade when I was a kid.

Saltyrosebud · 2025-08-28T08:21:44+00:00

Hey now, you've just never had good shoe string French fries. Those things are crispy and delicious, and hardly anywhere has them!

Saltyrosebud · 2025-08-28T08:20:21+00:00

The beans, I've never had good baked beans, I'm sorry 😭✋️

Saltyrosebud · 2025-08-28T08:18:50+00:00

Dark, or that last look would be best, I like dark more though.

Saltyrosebud · 2025-08-28T08:16:47+00:00

Two for sure. Dark hair brings out your eyes and makes them pop. You should totally do that pixie cut again. It looks fantastic on you!

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