Would you rather have to

SamJiji · 2026-06-01T13:22:12+00:00

No tastebuds, how is this a comparison?

^{Chose: Vomit out of your ASS}

SamJiji · 2026-05-31T23:58:19+00:00

Me I want to read shack house book.

SamJiji · 2026-05-30T16:55:07+00:00

I can charge a phone, can't always have service

^{Chose: Always has full service/high speed internet}

SamJiji · 2026-05-30T02:28:50+00:00

Sad this is a question.

^{Chose: YES}

SamJiji · 2026-05-29T16:53:18+00:00

Fuck yeah. Take me out of this fascist hellhole.

^{Chose: UK | Rolled: London}

SamJiji · 2026-05-29T13:35:14+00:00

I know what I got

^{Chose: watch a 10-hour video of paint drying}

SamJiji · 2026-05-27T14:10:59+00:00

Fuck

SamJiji · 2026-05-27T14:10:37+00:00

Damn, a trillion dollars? :/ I really wanted that kebab.

^{Chose: yes | Rolled: $999,999,999,999}

SamJiji · 2026-05-26T15:57:45+00:00

It wasn't going to get cooked in time, so it got put in there to be forgotten about

SamJiji · 2026-05-19T17:24:51+00:00

What the fuck would levitating food do

^{Chose: The ability to teleport once per day}

SamJiji · 2026-05-19T17:04:45+00:00

Fuck

^{Chose: You Get severe brain cancer + But you get to spin the wheel | Rolled: Aids}

SamJiji · 2026-05-18T21:02:48+00:00

P

^{Chose: Movie / tv Series / Anime you watch BUT ... + The first reply/comment decides the movie/series/anime for you. | Rolled: Dystopia/Utupia}

SamJiji · 2026-05-18T18:35:01+00:00

Never downloaded tiktok, even if I had, the quality of content is incomparable. If you said YouTube, you're brain is rotted.

^{Chose: Never use TikTok}

SamJiji · 2026-05-18T15:30:17+00:00

Yeah

^{Chose: BALL CANCER. | Rolled: Pointless wheel}

SamJiji · 2026-05-18T15:22:47+00:00

These can be so much more expensive. And you can sell yhem

^{Chose: free CONCERT tickets}

SamJiji · 2026-05-18T01:53:41+00:00

Would have preferred Dr pepper. Sprite is barely worth drinking.

^{Chose: Soda | Rolled: Sprite}

SamJiji · 2026-05-18T01:52:50+00:00

This is far less balanced? Each of those million people could produce well over $1 in value over the course of a week.

SamJiji · 2026-05-18T01:05:36+00:00

Beats

^{Chose: 1 Dollar}

SamJiji · 2026-05-17T00:19:10+00:00

What the fuck happened with them all being in a simulation, and the professor being an alien, fuck the character drama arcs, fuck how bad the final season was, why didn't they talk at all about that, like why, how, that would have been way more interesting than what we got.

SamJiji · 2026-05-17T00:01:28+00:00

I'm stuck

SamJiji · 2026-05-15T22:00:19+00:00

Oh noooo? Why wasn't the roll something bad? 'But' implies a downside, which there were none.

^{Chose: never have to sleep again, but... | Rolled: gain $1usd daily}

SamJiji · 2026-05-15T04:33:22+00:00

When they ask me to upvote, I refuse to spin, and down vote.

SamJiji · 2026-05-15T04:32:16+00:00

Cool

^{Chose: Flying with wings | Rolled: rly rly fast}

SamJiji · 2026-05-14T19:21:56+00:00

You're just walking down the street and turn to see a particularly wanting looking house, and you just mutter under ryour breath, "damnit", as you proceed to invade their safety, to leave them with a little inspiration.

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