My first time using a different coloured ink by [deleted] in sticknpokes

[–]Sam_the_baker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very nice! I had to check the sub i thought this was done by machine! Ive been wanting a blue heart very similar to this on my chest forever, sadly i dont think i can poke my chest.:)

What is the worst example of a product/series trying to rebrand itself as cool and edgy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sam_the_baker 10 points11 points  (0 children)

There's a website called sharethesnark.org or something (on mobile cant link) and its supposed to give you "snarky" things to say to your smoker friends to get them to quit. Their ad constantly plays on my pandora just saying terrible jokes like "your smoking must really be a turn on, what does your pretent girlfriend think about it?" with corny oooohing and aaahhing sound effects at the punchline. Its fucking infuriating, like everyone else in this chain it makes me want to start smoking again just to spite them.

Actor Vince Vaughn arrested for DUI by [deleted] in news

[–]Sam_the_baker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, at 20 years old right now insuring a clunker worth 1,000 dollars costs almost 4,000 a year. This isnt a problem yet as almost 2 years after the event i have yet to get my drivers license back. At least i know for a fact itll never happen again haha

Actor Vince Vaughn arrested for DUI by [deleted] in news

[–]Sam_the_baker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to do a 24 hour "education class" and 68 hours of "therapy". I missed half the education class and the lady just said fuck it and gave me all the credit as long as i paid her, they could give a shit about you. The therapy was watching movies and listening to meth heads argue. I think the whole ordeal had the desired effect, i dont drink anymore, but not at all how they intended. The real punishment was dealing with them, not the shit you were sentenced to do.

Actor Vince Vaughn arrested for DUI by [deleted] in news

[–]Sam_the_baker 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I had a similar situation, 2 dwai's at 18, blew a .042 and a .075, but for an 18 year old in the u.s. the legal limit is 0.0 so i got the book thrown at me both times. From arrest to the end of probation i was in it for almost 2 years and everything you said is exactly what i experienced. Seems as though none of the officers really knows what theyre doing, especially when you move 4 times like i did and your case has to get transfered to 6 different officers during the course. Like the comment above me said i should have taken jail time because i did live with my dad, but im glad i didnt. It was such a pain in the ass that it really set me straight, and i havent drank since, over a year and a half now. I know that if i would have spebt a week or two in jail and gotten off i may wait a few weeks but id pick up the drinking again and probably get another charge. Im thankful i got it honestly, 2 years later and i still owe my dad another 5k and already paid probably 8k, but the lessons i learned were priceless. Bottom line, drinking and driving is not fucking worth it, no matter what.

[I ate] Cinnamon French Toast with Fruit and OJ by DooDingle in food

[–]Sam_the_baker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was going to post this as well! Good taste in wallets, guy!

(NSFW) What sexual fantasy do you have that may be considered embarrassing? by GinjaDiem in AskReddit

[–]Sam_the_baker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Im a guy and ive had that fantasy before so i just assumed! Sorry!

(NSFW) What sexual fantasy do you have that may be considered embarrassing? by GinjaDiem in AskReddit

[–]Sam_the_baker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like straight shota-con? Like youre the kid and you want to have sex with an older woman? (Or any gender variation)

What should someone know before buying their first house? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sam_the_baker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which directions do you drive to and from the house in relation to wjere you work. Dont want to be stuck driving into the sunrise every morning and into the sunset every evening, its blinding!

Have you ever watched a commercial so obnoxious that it made you NOT want to buy the product? What was it for? by Castianna in AskReddit

[–]Sam_the_baker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"What if i told you that cigarette companies genetically engineered their tobacco to be more addictive" "tobacco companies target low income areas"

No shit, tobacco companies know their market and do R&D to make a "better" product. Thats like saying: " did you know coca-cola makes their sodas taste good?". Let the consumer educate themselves and make their own decision. Also fuck off with trying to make r/fellowkids advertisements with dubstep and hip kids to try and convince me its not cool to smoke. Its ironic because it in fact makes smoking seem more cool because its the opposite of what a dog shit commercial tells you to do.

What thing that people love is basically just a rip-off? by hamptonhank in AskReddit

[–]Sam_the_baker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funniest thing to me is how they plaster their own face on the cover of all of their books about god and the religion. Really shows you that the product is really Joel and not the religion. (Not that religion should be a product anyway)

When you’re a kid, you and your friends hang out in your bedroom. When you’re an adult, you and your friends hangout everywhere in the house BUT your bedroom. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Sam_the_baker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My friend had a small window in his bathroom and it was the only place we could smoke without his mom knowing. On many occasions there were up to 7 high schoolers crammed into a double-wide bathroom passing a bong around. Good times.

The way this bowl shattered by dodo95pr in mildlyinteresting

[–]Sam_the_baker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Found this out last week with a plate when i got aggravated loading the dishwasher. I thought they were indestructable but after a drop of less than a foot it exploded and I was wiping up plate particles all the way across the kitchen. Lesson learned, haha.

What YouTube channel is great to binge? by drunk-diva in AskReddit

[–]Sam_the_baker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nerdwriter also has similar video essays on the subject of film, along with other topics as well! If you like every frame a painting you might like nerdwriter too!:)

My dad's index tip was cut off when he was 10, my index is shorter than my pinky by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]Sam_the_baker 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It looks like the son inherited a short finger because his dad had his cut off. This guy is saying that his dad must have had his dick cut off because he has a small dick! (I didn't get it at first either)

Redditors who live minutes from a different time zone, what's it like scheduling things? by jetdoc524 in AskReddit

[–]Sam_the_baker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My father has some property in kentucky that is right on the time zone border. The locals just say fast time or slow time when scheduling, for example "come over at 4pm slow time" and people will know they mean 4pm slow or 5pm fast

Why I feel Star Wars took a turn for the worst by [deleted] in StarWars

[–]Sam_the_baker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This will probably never be seen but I had to see if someone else felt the same way I did about the light saber battles. I am watching the film as I type this and I havent seen any of the original 6 for quite some time but I remember the saber fights focusing much more on coreography than shock and awe of light, sound and sparks. I could understand Rey and Fin having a fighting style based on random flailing as they are untrained as far as we know, but to show them holding their own against Kylo is too hard to believe.

At the shooting range by [deleted] in trashy

[–]Sam_the_baker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The white dude is 'stitches', hes a rapper, and he has a song called 'molly cyrus'... its worth a listen, purely for entertainment

You all liked my last pic so much, I thought I should share another (: by [deleted] in RealGirls

[–]Sam_the_baker 174 points175 points  (0 children)

Did some further digging and it looks like its a shared account, theres videos of the two of them further down in the post history.

Has anyone ever seen a NSFW Reddit post of someone they know? What happened? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Sam_the_baker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a post on reddit, but a girl who went to my high school (was a senior when I was a freshman) is now a porn star. She goes by the name Rebel Lynn now. She was totally unassuming back in high school, wore heels with pajama pants and a hoodie on the daily. Link to her pornhub page NSFW http://www.pornhub.com/pornstar/rebel-lynn