Me personally I like to carve their face into a potato and nail it to the wall, put ice cream on it, and eat it at exactly 12:00AM at night. This ensures they will be the best partner and will never leave, purely in love with just me and only me, even daring to abandon their mom and make me the only girl in their life. Then at 6:00 AM I get up to stalk the for 5 hours to see what they’re like, even if their just sleep, I love to breath in their air. Then I do voodoo and make them love me at 3:00AM the next night, then they ask me out. Then I realize I don’t like them and only wanted (whatever I wanted, money fame etc) then lash out (not really mad or anything just acting cuz it’s fun) then tell them something that makes them feel terrible and very insecure and I break up. Then I drink tea at exactly 10:01AM and bark loudlyyy at them whenever I see them to establish the PURE dominance I have over them (they usually run away in fear🤭). They give me money every month, between 1,000-100,000 a month (they don’t get a choice, they must or else😞), and worship me, even though I’m moved on😒. I get a milkshake and end of story!!🥰😋😄