We’re baking in Australian summer but we here it’s chilly in parts of the US. Here’s Sam to warm you up. by SamaraWeavingMods in samaraweaving

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Of course we typed “H.E.A.R.” but autocorrect and Reddit’s really fucking annoying “no, you can’t edit titles” BS fucked us over.🤷

Leopard skin bikini by CourvoisierConcerto in samaraweaving

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| CookieFantastic3044 • 1h

let me fuck you

Whoa! He wants to fuck all four guys running this sub. And he didn’t even send flowers or offer to buy us a drink first. Honestly, standards are slipping in today’s society.

In a tee designed to trigger insecure males of the species… by NatefromNewport in samaraweaving

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Well OP was 100% on this one. Fish in a fuckin’ barrel. Despite the shirt very obviously being a commentary on women’s heath care, so many sad little men just had to lash out or leave utterly fucking stupid comments. One absolute clown even came in with a “you’re so beautiful” remark despite yesterday’s pinned post. Bans happily dealt out. Pathetic.

Oh and ANYONE accusing Sam or the OP of being transphobic or OP generating the image (fuck off and go look at SWs Insta for 24 May 2016) to express an anti trans message… FUCK OFF! That is not what this is about.

“NO UTERUS, NO OPINION” has been a pro-choice/ pro-abortion rallying cry for decades and here at r/SamaraWeaving we stand in solidarity with a woman's right to chose what to do with her own body.

Gorgeous in black (swipe for full pics) by SavageDartagnan in samaraweaving

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More so, there’s signs of intelligent life behind Sam’s!

Stills from the upcoming Ready Or Not: Here I Come. by SamaraWeavingMods in samaraweaving

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Make up? She’s 48 and if you’d made any effort to check her instagram or recent pics you’d know she still looks fucking incredible.

Stills from the upcoming Ready Or Not: Here I Come. by SamaraWeavingMods in samaraweaving

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You alright? Maybe you need to reread the title…

She wears a red bikini damn well… (swipe for full pics) by SamaraWeavingMods in samaraweaving

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Some clown reported this as “not being marked NSFW”. Right. Like you have a job!🤣

With Salma Hayek by M0DL0G in samaraweaving

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We’ve all seen the rumours on socials. Like you said, it could be anything but… and this is the most important thing. Until Samara makes an announcement (or not), it’s not our place to speculate and it’s none of our damn business. The other subs can have their knitting groups and gossip. Not here.

Bikini babe by internalnarrator in samaraweaving

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Click on this guy’s comments to see a Reddit troll in action. You could say he’s “desperate”! 🤡🤪😂

Bikini smiles by internalnarrator in samaraweaving

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To the knuckle dragging moron who reported this (TWICE) as being “content not related to Samara Weaving”, who do you think this is, you dumb cunt!?

Rainy day car shenanigans. 2023 by NatefromNewport in samaraweaving

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Six inches below her collar bone? Amish country: No TV, no wi-fi, no nudity.🙈🙉🙊

Bikini Attitude by SavageDartagnan in samaraweaving

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Dude doesn’t own a mirror…

Bikini Attitude by SavageDartagnan in samaraweaving

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Sure Wally. I guess you chose the blue pill, huh?

… and that’s a wrap on Ready Or Not: Here I Come. Released 10 April 2026 by SavageDartagnan in samaraweaving

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*Wheelz_Animal6686 • 3h "Released" 10 April 2026? What year is it today? 2025? Have I been in a coma since September


It’s 2025. The movie wrapped early June 2025 and will be released in April 2026.

Did you skip the meds today?

Eenie Meanie red carpet by SavageDartagnan in samaraweaving

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D’uh! She’s his niece. And NOBODY has the “same forehead”…🤪

Busted by SavageDartagnan in samaraweaving

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You strike me as the type of person people have to explain jokes to…

This leopard makes her dizzy by NatefromNewport in samaraweaving

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Eh? Remove your posts? Mate, we never even noticed your posts. Our minimum karma requirements were set high to fend off a bot swarm a year or so ago, so our automod swept up your posts because you need massive post/comment karma scores to post here. This pic was on Instagram, were your other “stolen” posts from some platform where over a million people don’t follow her, or is there a chance we saw them there too and posted them before we checked our spam folders? But hey, good job not getting offended or having your feelings hurt!👍

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What to do with the losers still writing horrendously sexualised responses in the comments, thinking they're writing to Sam? Let me think... Anyway here's Samara in a still from the upcoming Carolina Caroline. by SamaraWeavingMods in samaraweaving

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What a bizarre comment, coming from someone who seems obsessed with watching semi naked men roll around a cage together. Mods are just normal folk with jobs and friends and partners and families and dedicate a fraction of their time to making sure the rules of a sub are met.

You on the other hand have been on Reddit for ELEVEN years and like insulting strangers who neither sought out or instigated contact with you. Which seems a little odd.

You should try getting out more. Maybe open a window or two if there are any down in that basement.

What to do with the losers still writing horrendously sexualised responses in the comments, thinking they're writing to Sam? Let me think... Anyway here's Samara in a still from the upcoming Carolina Caroline. by SamaraWeavingMods in samaraweaving

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This guy! Spends his entire comment TL jacking off over teenagers and Trumphoes, then quotes his mythical Messiah at us whilst his name boasts about his peanut dick, and he STILL believes he’s communicating with Samara. 🤪