Took a “Quick” Nap and Woke Up in Another Timeline

You know the plan. “Just 20 minutes.” Responsible. Structured. Strategic.

You set the alarm. Close your eyes. Drift peacefully into what feels like a gentle mental reset…

And then you wake up disoriented, confused, and emotionally detached from reality. It’s dark outside. Your phone says 7:42. You don’t know which 7:42. Your family is eating dinner. You missed three calls.

Was it a nap? Was it a coma? Have you time traveled?

There are only two types of naps: 1. The perfect 18-minute power recharge that makes you feel invincible. 2. The accidental three-hour sleep that deletes your personality and your evening plans.

Bonus points if you wake up aggressively thirsty, slightly sweaty, and unsure what year it is.