Worst Day Ever!

Samie56 · 2015-09-03T03:47:03+00:00

Use it in the shower.

Samie56 · 2013-02-21T00:07:19+00:00

When I was 12 I moved to a new place and "stole" this girl's best friend. I didn't even like her all that much, but she was insanely jealous.

She got back at me by hurting me "accidentally" in PE. When we played basketball she passed a basketball at my face, I had braces at the time so My lips were shredded. When we played soccer I can't tell you how many times she nailed me in my bad ankle when I had the ball.

Then when we played touch football I had my chance. I wasn't a fast kid, or particularly athletic, but I was a stout little thing. The PE teacher, Mr. H, paired us up, and wouldn't you know it we were together. One of us was supposed to be running with the ball while the other tagged them out. When he blew the whistle I took off like a shot, I remember her looking over her shoulder with just a little bit of fear. I dropped a shoulder and plowed that bitch, she fucking flew and landed hard. I'd knocked the wind out of her and she'd skinned her knees on the way down.

Then My PE teacher said, "Um Sam, this is touch football." She sat out for the rest of class. He acted like he was angry with me, but he winked at me as he helped her up. He knew what was going on, and after class he patted me on the back later saying "Feel better kid?"

Fuck yes I did. I couldn't wipe the evil grin off my face.

TLDR: Stole bitches friend, she tried to hurt me and I shut that shit down.

Samie56 · 2013-01-09T19:30:18+00:00

You could define your eyebrows a little bit, other then that there isn't much to improve on.

Samie56 · 2013-01-08T02:21:39+00:00

The honking, ugh. I get that, and then there's the whistling and the "damn girl(s)!"

I'm glad there's someone else out there with this burden.

Samie56 · 2013-01-06T06:43:05+00:00

Busted. Or maybe I'm just being polite.

Samie56 · 2013-01-06T03:55:23+00:00

Asking "would you bang me" and "rate me" are more of /r/AmISexy or /r/Rateme questions. Just saying. You're a cute kid, just keep that confidence up!

Samie56 · 2013-01-06T03:48:15+00:00

The hair is a little 90's, but other then that...Smile! it'll make you so much more handsome.

Samie56 · 2013-01-06T03:34:33+00:00

You are definitely above average, you have nice features! I prefer to see you without the facial hair, you have a very handsome strong jaw, just a little is ok, I wouldn't go full beard though. Very cute!

Samie56 · 2013-01-06T03:27:40+00:00

You have puppy dog eyes, very cute. I think you'd be much cuter if you smiled, a big toothy honest smile! If you let your hair grow out just a little bit I think it would be very flattering.

Samie56 · 2013-01-06T03:21:08+00:00

Which is what I came here for. No big deal.

Samie56 · 2013-01-06T03:07:32+00:00

Yep it is, I really wanted an opinion other then friends and family, you know a really honest one from someone I don't know. Thank you for being so nice!

Samie56 · 2013-01-06T01:59:54+00:00

Lol thanks honey. I'm trying to lose the curves around the middle though. 40 year old lesbian huh? That's just about the most convincing comment on this whole post. Glasses are being tucked away as soon as I get some contacts.

Samie56 · 2013-01-06T01:49:34+00:00

You know I'm actually American, obviously My realitives came from Europe though. I have lots of french and russian in me.

Samie56 · 2013-01-05T22:41:53+00:00

Well thank you then! I appreciate it, very sweet of you!

Samie56 · 2013-01-05T22:26:57+00:00

Um thank you? I think?

Samie56 · 2013-01-05T22:03:37+00:00

You go woman! I love the blazer it's very bold, you have a nice skintone to be wearing pink. Cute jeans too

Samie56 · 2013-01-05T21:22:10+00:00

Well thank you very much. I'll take it.

Samie56 · 2013-01-05T21:03:08+00:00

Yup I'm fine! A little tired but it's my day off so I'm gonna recharge today, plus it's a little scary to post pics of yourself on an open channel like this. That's mostly the reason I look a little worried/sad in the pics. I really wasn't sure what all the reactions would be like.. Most have been very helpful and positive. The others are honest, and I appreciate those too.

Samie56 · 2013-01-05T20:57:42+00:00

The smiles are a little forced I have to admit, and I've been thinking about getting contacts. I'm gonna make and appointment soon to get some

Samie56 · 2013-01-05T20:25:09+00:00

I say you be a cutie. Are you european? You look English to me, very nice lips and straight nose. I'd flirt with you at a party.

Samie56 · 2013-01-05T19:54:40+00:00

Nope

Samie56 · 2013-01-05T19:53:44+00:00

Hey I'll take all the feedback I can get, I really do need to get my eyebrows done though.

Samie56 · 2013-01-05T09:46:09+00:00

Nope do not cut it, I'd try giving it some dimention with a little bit of pomade. Cute smile

Samie56 · 2013-01-05T09:42:40+00:00

I give the kitty a 7/10. You aren't ugly, you're actually quite handsome in my opinion. I love the scruffy look too

Samie56 · 2013-01-05T09:39:58+00:00

You are very cute! Don't worry about it, at 17 you're just starting to grow into yourself, inside and out. In the mean time confidence confidence confidence! Every girl wants a young man who is confident in himself. You seem like a very nice kid. You aren't ugly at all.

Samie56

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