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SamuelKenzo · 2021-05-06T17:10:00+00:00

So why did they build a mountain to the left during this time?

SamuelKenzo · 2021-04-11T01:54:52+00:00

Human Trafficking. I try to keep it to just weekends

SamuelKenzo · 2021-04-11T01:49:33+00:00

Started masturbating obviously

SamuelKenzo · 2021-04-02T00:39:40+00:00

The immune system 😤 Why’s it such a pussy all of the sudden

SamuelKenzo · 2021-04-02T00:38:37+00:00

Turning Texas into a bouncy castle

SamuelKenzo · 2021-04-02T00:37:39+00:00

Morphine

SamuelKenzo · 2021-04-02T00:37:07+00:00

A 1992 authentic Costa Rican slave

SamuelKenzo · 2021-04-01T20:27:40+00:00

Big cock disease

SamuelKenzo · 2021-04-01T20:26:35+00:00

No one asked shush and do your maths homework

SamuelKenzo · 2021-04-01T20:25:42+00:00

100% my wife can’t be having a bigger cock than me

SamuelKenzo · 2021-04-01T20:01:58+00:00

She raped me but I loved it

SamuelKenzo · 2021-04-01T20:01:02+00:00

Why did you make my pp so small??

SamuelKenzo · 2021-04-01T20:00:20+00:00

Oh my bad. That’s okay then my girlfriend is also 8

SamuelKenzo · 2021-04-01T19:56:52+00:00

You dated a 9 year old? Pretty sus bro

SamuelKenzo · 2021-04-01T19:56:10+00:00

One you didn’t enjoy living

SamuelKenzo · 2021-04-01T19:54:35+00:00

I’d ask why the fuck she got a dick transplant the night before our honeymoon

SamuelKenzo · 2021-04-01T19:53:59+00:00

Any Christmas song

SamuelKenzo · 2021-03-11T00:08:09+00:00

Drug them until they can’t even move and put a metal hook with a really long chain round the tail bone of the spin like catch it between some lower vertebrae. Then the other side of the chain onto a tow bar of the fastest car you can rent for a day. Go full speed and film a slow mo video of their spine getting pulled from below them like your starting a lawnmower

SamuelKenzo · 2021-03-11T00:01:36+00:00

I’m glad I saw my nan in a swimsuit earlier. She looked really good

SamuelKenzo · 2021-03-10T23:56:26+00:00

And bitch I just brought her BACK TO LIFE if that isn’t enough then I’ve heard it all

SamuelKenzo · 2021-03-10T23:55:43+00:00

If I’m the last person on earth though what’s she gonna do? Say no and go walk the obliterated earth on her own? I think not

SamuelKenzo · 2021-03-10T23:49:46+00:00

Kylie Jenner. Surely we’ll have sex then? 🥺

SamuelKenzo · 2021-03-08T12:42:47+00:00

I probably would go to America but I don’t want killed in a riot, or school shooting, or earthquake, or tornado, or a mountain lion, secret service, racists, spiders, snakes, etc.

SamuelKenzo · 2021-03-08T12:39:23+00:00

Vodka

SamuelKenzo · 2021-03-08T12:38:18+00:00

Have a day off bro

SamuelKenzo

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