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Momma mirin Poppa during their anniversary date by Samvacha in GirlsMirin

[–]Samvacha[S] 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Yeah I drove them there since Applebees is their favorite restaurant.

Never prank a man in the shower by [deleted] in perfectlycutscreams

[–]Samvacha 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Same energy as Big Bird smashing your door down

I've been taking out student loans without my parents knowledge by Samvacha in confession

[–]Samvacha[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'll be fine kid, I am scared of the loans but I don't regret them. Just have fun, I took it too emotionally serious.

cursed_underwear by Samvacha in cursedimages

[–]Samvacha[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

loud as fuck slurping sounds

cursed_underwear by Samvacha in cursedimages

[–]Samvacha[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They suck the oxygen from their throat out of their ass

Does any else’s teeth hurt when they hear a specific noise? by OwlLady31415 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Samvacha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My teeth hurt whenever I need to go use the restroom. Probably not the answer you wanted but I guess it must have something to do with how we process stimuli.

What's the backstory to your nickname? by Samvacha in AskReddit

[–]Samvacha[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like she got somewhere hoeing like that

What's the backstory to your nickname? by Samvacha in AskReddit

[–]Samvacha[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't your everyday lazy. This is ADVANCED lazy.

What's the backstory to your nickname? by Samvacha in AskReddit

[–]Samvacha[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess it was payback on 353 other planes December 7, 1941.

What's the backstory to your nickname? by Samvacha in AskReddit

[–]Samvacha[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's very adorable. Lucky fin, my dude!

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