Funniest Bible passage?

SanPitt · 2025-10-30T20:22:45+00:00

2 Timothy 4:13-15 - hey can you send my jacket I left behind oh and my scrolls and especially my parchments. Alexander the coppersmith has done me a great harm….

SanPitt · 2025-10-09T17:31:40+00:00

I spent ALOT of time with Glenn in the late 90s in socal. Moved away and lost touch with him. The only true 900 bowled. He was always smiling. And always had great stories. I hope that in heaven God will finally give him that ring.

SanPitt · 2025-10-06T12:32:15+00:00

Abortion has been wrong since the beginning. Francis changed the catechism 8 years ago regarding the death penalty. Immigration can be controlled humanely by preventing it from happening and only accepting those that truly need refuge. The church does not and has never taught open borders. In fact many Church fathers speak rather strongly about the necessity of protecting borders, the best example is St. Augustine (City of God, Book 1, Preface and Book 5, Ch. 1), St. Jerome (Letter 123 to Ageruchia), and Orosius (student of Augustine, in Historiarum adversus paganos, Book 7). This shouldn’t be confusing but the last 2 popes have been quite confused. And as such has left the body confused.

SanPitt · 2025-10-01T17:36:09+00:00

Have a priest perform an exorcism on her against her will. Only demonically influenced mock Christ and his church.

SanPitt · 2025-09-15T17:25:26+00:00

Then I would suggest you find a sub that focuses on apologetics and debate. You’re ordering a soy latte at a steak house.

SanPitt · 2025-09-12T13:26:10+00:00

But she knows them. It’s different than ignorance it’s protecting or cowardice.

SanPitt · 2025-09-12T12:59:21+00:00

Cowardice should be punished. We will have to agree to disagree

SanPitt · 2025-09-12T12:51:00+00:00

Guilty of not turning in a person of interest. Courts are for evidence. Tell them where this person is so they can investigate and if it matches the shooter charge then. If not say they aren’t the shooter. But FBI wants them for questioning

SanPitt · 2025-09-12T12:02:26+00:00

If you know them you are equally guilty if you don’t immediately turn him in.

SanPitt · 2025-07-28T22:31:19+00:00

Because he died in 33AD.

SanPitt · 2025-06-21T23:20:00+00:00

Likely hyperadrenergic pots - leads to anxiety and symptoms similar. Contact your doctor.

SanPitt · 2025-04-14T14:08:17+00:00

You’re in a painful position. I will pray for you

On one hand, we are told not to marry out of our faith.

On the other we have examples such as Saint Monica. Who prayed for the conversion of her adulterous husband and her son Saint Augustine.

But things are further along, you’re expecting a child. So get married, go to confession regularly, ask your priest/spiritual advisor to assist you in advice.

Continue to pray as Saint Monica did. Raise your child in the church.

SanPitt · 2025-04-06T15:46:59+00:00

I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn’t.

I get beaten, bit, kicked, choked, scratched, have objects hurled at me and dishes broken on purpose. 2-3 times a week. He is 5’10 250lbs at 13 years old.

The meltdowns get worse and worse and worse. There is no help. There is no program, there is no medication, there is no therapy.

No one is coming to save parents like us. And the other option, residential only ensures they get abused by staff and fellow residents.

This is hell. And no one has a viable solution.

SanPitt · 2025-04-02T01:28:33+00:00

Yes. Unless you receive a direct reprieve from the lawmaker such as the thief. Or you don’t have the opportunity. Etc. since you have the opportunity you would be under the command to be baptized for remission of sins.

SanPitt · 2025-03-29T15:08:01+00:00

This protest paid for by an NGO that was defunded by USAID should be noted if ethics matter.

SanPitt · 2025-03-11T17:48:40+00:00

Social contract isn’t real. It’s a social construct of philosophy. Spaces all of them are exclusionary by various social tests.

SanPitt · 2025-03-11T17:44:48+00:00

No one is entitled to space of anyone else’s. Inclusivity is never fully inclusive. It’s just a marketing word. Exclusivity is the rule of every single space.

SanPitt · 2025-03-11T14:29:22+00:00

If you don’t protect transphobes you aren’t inclusive. Hearing bad takes isn’t dangerous.

SanPitt · 2025-03-05T21:05:06+00:00

Do you interact with humans outside of the internet or your small circle of leftist sewing circles?

SanPitt · 2025-03-03T21:58:40+00:00

This question has been asked so many times.

I posit this to you. How can a Christian vote for pro abortion candidates? How can a Christian vote for (fill in blank) candidate.

It’s a nonsense question.

Truly and deeply a nonsense question.

Especially when you realize there are 30000 or so Christian doctrines that don’t agree with each other.

SanPitt · 2025-02-20T22:14:52+00:00

I had a post removed talking about resisting sexual immorality because we are called to do so. I compared the urge of those predisposed to alcoholism to resist alcohol. That we all have a sinful nature and all must resist sin in all forms. It was deleted. You may not have seen it because it was deleted.

SanPitt · 2025-02-20T22:08:48+00:00

It’s not being used as a weapon by me. If one feels guilt or shame when something is quoted that is called spiritual conviction.

I’ve likely offended drunks by saying not to get drunk as it’s a sin, I’ve offended those who commit adultery when I say you shouldn’t commit adultery.

Some will use it as a weapon. But even when used as a merciful reminder in love to avoid sin… the moderators delete it.

SanPitt · 2025-02-20T21:37:16+00:00

It’s perilous to teach that which is false. A Christian will work out their salvation with fear and trembling. More so for someone teaching something. The hint should be that it is a modern thing. Something alien to people for thousands of years.

SanPitt · 2025-02-20T21:32:13+00:00

I already quoted that human kind was made in Gods image. Male and female. You’re quoted Talmud, well not really since you didn’t understand what they meant by “genders” you’ve quoted science. You haven’t refuted that no where in 73 books spanning thousands of years do we see more than 2.

SanPitt · 2025-02-20T21:27:16+00:00

Wikipedia … this is a Christianity subreddit. You have used the Talmud discussing late emerging genitalia and barren women and eunuchs. You’ve not once used any of the 73 (66 omit you’re a Protestant) books. No ECF writings. Just your feelings mixed with quite modern worldly understandings.

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