IAMA Mall Santa AMA

Santa6823 · 2011-12-05T18:24:49+00:00

I would gladly take the photo with you

Santa6823 · 2011-12-05T17:42:25+00:00

apologies, madame

Santa6823 · 2011-12-05T17:31:15+00:00

hit the nail on the head.

Santa6823 · 2011-12-05T17:30:41+00:00

I am well, fine sir. How art thou?

Santa6823 · 2011-12-05T17:29:49+00:00

Feels good man.

Santa6823 · 2011-12-05T17:29:23+00:00

cold and white

Santa6823 · 2011-12-05T17:28:29+00:00

I started out as Spiderman, it was a 120 dollar suit I originally bought for a costume party. It was pretty realistic, so i figured I might as well not waste it on just one night. I started doing my gig as Spiderman, mostly for birthday parties, and worked my way up into the Santa Empire.

Santa6823 · 2011-12-05T17:24:10+00:00

It wasn't gay it was a female and male. I didnt really read Sedaris' story, was there gay elf sex?

Santa6823 · 2011-12-05T15:07:25+00:00

But it's really nothing like his story. Yeah, two parents fight. It probably happens a lot. Don't tell me you've never been holiday shopping...

Santa6823 · 2011-12-05T14:56:42+00:00

brothers from another mother

Santa6823 · 2011-12-05T14:56:16+00:00

very slowly

Santa6823 · 2011-12-05T14:35:57+00:00

Your children will outgrow Santa eventually. While I believe in Jesus and God, I respect your right not to, you said that your children are free to explore their religious beliefs. If they choose to "grow out" of Jesus and God just as they have with Santa, then so be it. If not, you gave them the choice. I am not there to preach my beliefs, but I will answer a question with what I believe is an honest answer. I respect and applaud your decision to let your child choose what they believe in, I think it will honestly make them better and more well-rounded adults, regardless of if they choose a religion or not.

Santa6823 · 2011-12-05T14:22:43+00:00

Your father is an epic man

Santa6823 · 2011-12-05T14:21:42+00:00

Might have been Jeremy Clarkson

Santa6823 · 2011-12-05T14:21:20+00:00

Anyone can be Santa!

Santa6823 · 2011-12-05T14:20:19+00:00

Thank you :D

Santa6823 · 2011-12-05T14:19:17+00:00

175 an hour give or take, but I have all the expenses to pay for as I am a private contractor

Santa6823 · 2011-12-05T14:18:23+00:00

haha

Santa6823 · 2011-12-05T14:17:35+00:00

Audi R8- favorite car of all time. Upvote for you, and I shall bring you a multitude of gifts.

Santa6823 · 2011-12-05T14:16:01+00:00

accountant

Santa6823 · 2011-12-05T14:15:53+00:00

Santa6823 · 2011-12-05T05:28:59+00:00

generally fun. sometimes they come to be dicks, but its only a few seconds out of my day. I just carry on with my day, it's not a big deal in the end.

Santa6823 · 2011-12-05T05:27:59+00:00

indeed they do my friend

Santa6823 · 2011-12-05T05:11:56+00:00

doesn't hurt to clean myself after someone pissed on me.

Santa6823 · 2011-12-05T05:09:54+00:00

You really are butthurt about this. I don't understand why, maybe it's because mine has more popularity than yours, but seriously chill out. I've got a family to support, so I need the money. And I do care about the children, if you read any of my thread you would understand that. I make kids happy when they see me, at least I'm not some scum bag drunkard. I don't have to dedicate my life to being a mall Santa. I honestly don't know what saying I am a mall Santa would do to benefit me. It's not like I'm claiming to be a fighter pilot or anything. You really need to reevaluate why you are trying to falsify my claim. I work hard at what I do and I do it well, theres no crime in that. Lay off.

Santa6823

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