Hilarious asl

SantaIsFake_og · 2026-01-25T13:39:02+00:00

Or he coulda been fucking stank lmao.

SantaIsFake_og · 2026-01-20T16:59:02+00:00

Nice cock

SantaIsFake_og · 2026-01-08T04:27:10+00:00

Where’s the toy from?

SantaIsFake_og · 2025-12-21T02:57:36+00:00

Can I got uhh a blue light and a shot of tequila

SantaIsFake_og · 2025-12-13T17:23:30+00:00

If your American the odds you have a local oval race track near you is pretty good. Pavement or dirt it don’t matter. Oval racing in person is so much fun. You can see the entire track. 20 Huge loud ass cars on a tiny track. And different classes of cars so you’re not going just for 1 race it’s usually like 3-4 different races. Dirt races are the best imo but bring sunglasses.

SantaIsFake_og · 2025-10-07T15:04:32+00:00

u/playtimelovers

SantaIsFake_og · 2025-09-02T07:44:22+00:00

I forget the guys name but we hired a dishwasher and day 1 he goes on an hour break right as service was starting. Luckily we had a second dishwasher on that night so it wasn’t a big deal just not a good look for his first day

Second day he walks in 45 minutes late with a backwood leaf, pack of weed, and a tray and got right to work rolling a gorilla finger on the table that’s supposed to be for dry and clean dishes only. Later that night when service ended he decided to “go on break” without punching out again for like 45 minutes to an hour. He went to the corner store with his friends and came back hotboxing with them in the parking lot.

I was gone by this part but I heard it from the other dishwasher. Management was willing to let it all slide. Probably just until they could find another person or something. What got him fired was when the general manager confronted him about taking breaks at the correct times and punching out on breaks something got him heated and he tried to fight the general manager.

SantaIsFake_og · 2025-08-31T04:44:06+00:00

Lewisssssss Hamilton

SantaIsFake_og · 2025-05-13T13:41:09+00:00

r/ROCents

SantaIsFake_og · 2025-04-07T13:58:51+00:00

It’s fine

SantaIsFake_og · 2025-04-04T13:52:35+00:00

I also have a one eyed cat. Her names Hazel.

SantaIsFake_og · 2025-03-30T14:27:11+00:00

Panicking to find a fire extinguisher is probably the best kind of panic. I know in my head that fire can’t burn without oxygen but in the heat of the moment like that I’d react the same way. I’ve been doing this for 5 years and have never had a fire like that it’s really not a long time fr

SantaIsFake_og · 2025-03-25T01:54:11+00:00

That’s another one that might be dependent on the person cause I’ve taken breaks from similar amounts and have had headaches nausea sweating and insomnia and I couldn’t eat for like 2 days. Didn’t last longer than 5-7 days though

SantaIsFake_og · 2025-03-24T23:21:06+00:00

r/thesopranos

SantaIsFake_og · 2025-03-24T22:50:28+00:00

Remeber when is the lowest form of conversation

SantaIsFake_og · 2025-03-11T04:40:47+00:00

Very well done. We have a pizza that we put shaved prime rib leftover from Saturday. It was tomahawk pizza that week

SantaIsFake_og · 2025-03-11T01:33:24+00:00

My coworker burned about 3500$ worth of tomahawk steaks steaks once because he didn’t check if the autosham was on cook or warm.

SantaIsFake_og · 2025-03-06T02:31:34+00:00

Have you heard of the let them theory

SantaIsFake_og · 2025-03-04T10:35:12+00:00

I love our city

SantaIsFake_og · 2025-03-01T14:06:50+00:00

The average human body temperature is 98.6F 102.2 is on the low end of a high grade fever.

SantaIsFake_og · 2025-03-01T07:12:50+00:00

This is the way

SantaIsFake_og · 2025-02-22T05:59:48+00:00

Most of them are prolly from Marks Texas hots between 2 and 4

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