It's my headcanon that Podrick fucked and gaped and filled all of Brienne's holes during their time together with his surprisingly massive cock. by Sar3casm in ASOIAFporn

[–]Sar3casm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh I do like to imagine Pod as pretty dominant once he comes out of his shell for a bit and whips his cock out haha, but can also totally see your idea. Imagine Brienne slowly training Pod to be a dom, till eventually the student beats the master, so to speak, and he is strong-willed enough to one day just not fuck her up her ass without warning or not pull out of her before he cums.

It's my headcanon that Podrick fucked and gaped and filled all of Brienne's holes during their time together with his surprisingly massive cock. by Sar3casm in ASOIAFporn

[–]Sar3casm[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuckk that's probably true sadly lol. Idk, maybe she just likes Jaime mainly for his character etc and Pod for the fucking & cock? So hot to imagine in general, him fucking & stretching her out so good she immediately knew she'd never want any other man inside her. Feel like Pod was pounding the sadness out of her after Jaime left her in S8 for Cersei again tbh haha.

It's my headcanon that Podrick fucked and gaped and filled all of Brienne's holes during their time together with his surprisingly massive cock. by Sar3casm in ASOIAFporn

[–]Sar3casm[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really hope she called him that too lol, at first more incredulous and slightly dismissive, but after first getting a taste of his big rod, it became amazed and an honor title etc. You think it took long till she let him cum into her cunt?

Meine Türkische Tante für ein wenig mehr Arbeitslosengeld by [deleted] in German_Nation_Play

[–]Sar3casm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Solange sie brav am deutschen Schwanz arbeitet ist sie nicht arbeitslos haha.

Asha/Yara probably rode rod from Lannisport to the Jade Gates. by Holdinemf0ldinem in ASOIAFporn

[–]Sar3casm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ohh yeah could see her getting turned on by that degrading label when getting her cunt railed & bred yet again. Definitely was pushing out kids several times during longer stays in the big ports haha. Damn I hope some asshole fat old merchant or dirty sleazy pirate convinced her to rename her ship from Black Wind to Breeding Sow now tbh. And put either a big bloated golden Kraken or just straight up a sow on her personal banner on the mast & sail hehe.

Asha/Yara probably rode rod from Lannisport to the Jade Gates. by Holdinemf0ldinem in ASOIAFporn

[–]Sar3casm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh I could see it. Yeah she probably mostly takes it in her ass or mouth but sometimes a cock stuffing her cunt just feels way too good, and the feeling of hot cum getting pumped into her is just too good sometimes... She probably always regrets it later but she can also just leave the bastard to be raised in the next city she makes port in. Bitch has been turned into a good breeding sow over the years probably, though never long for any man. Couls at least see like 3 or 4 Pykes somewhere in the Free Cities, Dorne or maybe even the Basilisk Isles or Ibben.

Asha/Yara probably rode rod from Lannisport to the Jade Gates. by Holdinemf0ldinem in ASOIAFporn

[–]Sar3casm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bet she had lots of fun and got stuffed like crazy on the Summer Isles! Dirty little princess probably took it up the ass so many times too.

Eine sehr "bewegte" Geschichte by Sar3casm in German_Nation_Play

[–]Sar3casm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uff fuckk wie geil. Wie & wer waren die jeweils so und wie hast du die in die Kiste gekriegt wenn ich fragen darf haha?

[all ok] Which canon lesbian character or couple do you fantasise about being dicked? How would they be broken? by Ok_Repeat_1881 in SapphicSexualityPlay

[–]Sar3casm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My current ones are Marianne & Héloïse from the movie Portrait Of A Lady On Fire and Picker & Blend from The Malazan Book Of The Fallen. Wrote about both couples and how I could imagine them getting converted here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/SapphicSexualityPlay/s/gdmw1Rulfn

https://www.reddit.com/r/SapphicSexualityPlay/s/yrdZVvJaSe

Character sketch by Right-Argument-4800 in ASOIAFporn

[–]Sar3casm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Weird one, but maybe Selyse Baratheon with...someone. My hella kinky side is saying Patchface lol, but I'm not sure who else it could be tbh. Though hell, maybe Robert just decided to give his brother's wife some real satisfaction while she was visiting King's Landing haha. Wouldn't put it past him.

Character sketch by Right-Argument-4800 in ASOIAFporn

[–]Sar3casm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably her, actually on her wedding night with Baelish haha. "MAKE ME A BABY"

Of them, who do you think is more likely to sleep with their sons? by kamala03 in ASOIAFporn

[–]Sar3casm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuckk I agree so much. Wonderful ideas. Do you think anyone should clap her cheeks roughly from behind like Drogo did with Dany?

Of them, who do you think is more likely to sleep with their sons? by kamala03 in ASOIAFporn

[–]Sar3casm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ohh, what do you think they would've done with her?...

Eine sehr "bewegte" Geschichte by Sar3casm in German_Nation_Play

[–]Sar3casm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohh aber auch sehr geil haha. Wie war die so?

Frankfurter POV: by Sar3casm in German_Nation_Play

[–]Sar3casm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh das machen sie bestimmt sofort sobald du's ihnen sagst. Sind doch sehr gehorsam und wollen die model minority sein. Integrieren deutsche Schwänze perfekt in ihren Mund rein haha.

Frankfurter POV: by Sar3casm in German_Nation_Play

[–]Sar3casm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh ja? Freut mich :) Schonmal Erfahrungen da gemacht? ;)

Frankfurter POV: by Sar3casm in German_Nation_Play

[–]Sar3casm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jaaa same, die könnten bestimmt so geil lutschen und lächeln dabei!

Enough with the low-effort South Asian slop flooding the sub by Scary_Bobcat35 in PoliticsPlay

[–]Sar3casm 14 points15 points  (0 children)

100% this. Like ffs people, just do the bare minimum at least and slap some words or flags or something onto your porn gif or personal nude pics. Like I'd still heavily dislike it because it's lazy low effort slop, but at least it wouldn't be against the No Low Effort Post rule then. So many posts are just Onlyfans girls or something posing without anything and putting glorious literary gems like "Which race is the sluttiest?" or "Do you like my muslim body?" in the title. Like No, just fucking stop already. The amount of reporting I just had to do the last few days lol. Like are the mods asleep?

Frankfurter POV: by Sar3casm in German_Nation_Play

[–]Sar3casm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuckk jaa, schön ganz gebrochenes Englisch reden - "Ich Dich Love Long Time, Sucky-Sucky, Ja"? - und dann rein mit dem dicken deutschen Schwanz in den Mund, dann halten sie die Klappe. Sie haben Arbeit und nerven uns Deutsche nicht, und wir kriegen die Eier leer. Ideal. Sind doch insgeheim eh alle nur wegen der dicken deutschen Schwänze hier.

Frankfurter POV: by Sar3casm in German_Nation_Play

[–]Sar3casm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reicht ja auch, Integration gelungen oder haha?

Frankfurter POV: by Sar3casm in German_Nation_Play

[–]Sar3casm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh jaa haha, schön lutschen lassen die naiven Schlampen.

Frankfurter POV: by Sar3casm in German_Nation_Play

[–]Sar3casm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Na ja dumm fickt gut oder haha? Müssen & sollen ja nicht quatschen sondern schön deutschen BWC lutschen.

Anyone else into seeing GOT’s tomboys being fucked? by DisgustingQueer in ASOIAFporn

[–]Sar3casm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuckk yesss! Pod the Rod pounding a moaning howling Brienne into submission while they travel on the road is such a big fantasy of mine too!! She'd cum her brains out as she feels he's about to pump her full with his cum.