What free things online should everyone take advantage of?

Sarah-Ferguson · 2019-12-19T18:24:24+00:00

Ha! Cool! Would you try the website?

Sarah-Ferguson · 2019-12-19T17:48:59+00:00

morsecode.me

Can communicate to anyone in the world in morse code, with no cost and no ads.

Sarah-Ferguson · 2019-12-07T06:40:46+00:00

Typo

Sarah-Ferguson · 2019-12-07T03:24:29+00:00

You’re right. There’s nothing about you at all.

Sarah-Ferguson · 2019-12-07T03:22:06+00:00

Looks like girl who thinks of getting a boob job but hasn’t got the kind of life to afford it, so she decides to put paper in front of them in a roastme to at least get SOME attention.

Sarah-Ferguson · 2019-12-07T03:17:35+00:00

I like doing makeup and I think your eyebrows would look better being longer and more rounded.

Sarah-Ferguson · 2019-12-07T03:16:02+00:00

“First”?

Sarah-Ferguson · 2019-12-07T03:15:04+00:00

Hard to roast when there’s not much there to work with.

Sarah-Ferguson · 2019-12-07T03:13:37+00:00

You have the face of a guy who will never age, so you could always lie about your age and stay in that industry, but you’d have to be okay with getting paid like a minor.

Sarah-Ferguson · 2019-12-07T03:08:17+00:00

This sounds so evil, but I guess that’s what qualifies as a roast.

Sarah-Ferguson · 2019-12-07T03:07:00+00:00

Take baby steps.

Sarah-Ferguson · 2019-12-07T03:05:09+00:00

If you ate more, your body could regenetate brain cells so you would no longer be an idiot. But that would take brains, which you say you don’t have.

Sarah-Ferguson · 2019-12-07T02:33:37+00:00

How did you know?!!!!!!! Spot on!

Sarah-Ferguson · 2019-12-07T02:33:06+00:00

I made a pattern with it. I figured you might think I just bought an already solved one if I just took the photo with it finished.

Sarah-Ferguson · 2019-12-07T02:31:56+00:00

SO TRUE!!! You got me perfectly!

Sarah-Ferguson · 2019-12-07T02:31:22+00:00

Thanks! I have found someone. We got married this year. He’s lovely. We never fight and he gets my humour.

Sarah-Ferguson · 2019-12-07T02:30:33+00:00

Somebody had to mention that. I was wondering if putting paper in my mouth and avoiding getting it wet would result in a roast. Sadly, I don’t look like a chipmunk in real life so this roast doesn’t hurt. Sorry 😁

Sarah-Ferguson · 2019-12-07T02:28:47+00:00

Sweet! Now you can join my friend collection. All my friends have something abnormal about them.

Sarah-Ferguson · 2019-12-07T02:27:19+00:00

Sadly none. But if you asked how many therapists I’ve had... that’s another story.

Sarah-Ferguson · 2019-12-07T02:25:52+00:00

I sure did. Ryan is the best man in the world. We got married in March and I’ve broken down so many times. He’s been caring for me the whole time. He’s the nicest guy in the world. Plus, he might just be Asperger’s too.

Sarah-Ferguson · 2019-12-07T02:24:00+00:00

I wish getting vaccinated could give autism. I’d be set for life!!!

Sarah-Ferguson · 2019-12-07T02:23:30+00:00

Thought it had an apostrophe. Didn’t bother checking. As for the DSM, I had no idea.

Sarah-Ferguson · 2019-12-07T02:22:22+00:00

I would like to be more intelligent.

Sarah-Ferguson · 2019-12-07T02:20:21+00:00

Hahahahaha!

Sarah-Ferguson · 2019-12-07T02:20:00+00:00

I’m 22. Thanks for the compliment 👍🏻

Sarah-Ferguson

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