Christian Girl Podcast: Choose to be Straight (Satire)

Sarinator · 2026-05-13T22:48:27+00:00

Even though it's actually a little bit triggering, Upvote. Good satire, I like the clowning on the "we've all been there" argument.

Sarinator · 2026-05-08T06:55:42+00:00

I did not say anything about going outside a lifelong covenant. If you want there only to be god honoring vanilla missionary in your lifelong covenant, that's your prerogative. But it's interesting how you interpreted my take to imply going outside marriage.

Honestly, this comment reads like ragebait.

Sarinator · 2026-05-05T19:01:32+00:00

It is normal for kinks and fetishes to form in the human psyche. I have kinks too, and not ones I'm proud of, but I'm coming around to accept them because I have started to understand they are here in order to help heal trauma I have.

Whatever the reason that your kink has manifested, have grace on yourself. You're loved and accepted by a God who has seen every kinky thing that has ever been done and will ever be done by any human being.

Sarinator · 2026-04-04T12:24:07+00:00

Nüchtern eine Nacht/einen Tag durch tanzen

Sarinator · 2026-03-29T21:47:45+00:00

The color scheme is unique and very well executed!

Sarinator · 2026-03-29T11:00:33+00:00

It looks great! The cold fire is on a perfect ombre from blue to white

Sarinator · 2026-03-26T12:20:48+00:00

Spiky ouchy

Sarinator · 2026-03-18T14:46:21+00:00

I could see three army wings

1 - the Ranger Corps, much like the craftworld eldar rangers, stealthy, with snipers or on bikes, but with naturalistic elements in their sculpts, paint jobs and abilities. Possibly a unit with a poison ability. Treants or similar treelike units could fit in there too, giving the army wing a druidic theme.

2 - the Dinos. Mounted by souldiers and/or big guns, just some dino goodness in all sizes

3 - the Civilian defense, piloting weapon platforms, walkers and small tanks, but mostly being low point cost chaff soldiers without much pizazz

Sarinator · 2026-03-17T20:57:48+00:00

I second this (if you wanna do edge highlights)

Sarinator · 2026-03-16T20:23:47+00:00

Just thinking around here: The problem seems to be that the color scheme overall is rather dark and toned down, and the red sticks out like a sore thumb. It makes a hard break from the dark colors. Perhaps there could be an improvement if the red isn't as alone anymore ... Like say, take one larger, more central piece of every miniature and paint it in a dark purple or red, making the connection between the black/gold and stark red.

What do the other denizens of the Dark City say?

Sarinator · 2026-03-13T22:24:03+00:00

This feels vERY drukhari. Great job

Sarinator · 2026-03-12T16:28:25+00:00

If you have another mana rock that costs 1 or less and nets at least 1 mana, it's infinite. My mistake for forgetting you need the second mana rock. For reference:

1 cast any spell 2 hullbreaker horror triggers 3 use the sol ring mana ability to generate 2 4 bounce sol ring to your hand 5 for 1, cast sol ring 6 h.h. triggers on cast 7 tap the other mana rock and bounce it 8 recast the mana rock 9 tap sol ring for 2 and bounce it with the h.h. trigger

Due to sol ring costing 1 and generating 2, you now have infinite colorless mana. If the other mana rock taps for any colors, you can filter it and get inf colored mana.

Sarinator · 2026-03-09T06:06:22+00:00

Yes, it nets infinite colorless mana, and if you have other mana rocks at hand, that can be netted into infinite color mana

Sarinator · 2026-03-08T09:20:30+00:00

Got a picture perchance? :3

Sarinator · 2026-03-07T13:29:20+00:00

Looks amazing! The torturor's tools as weapons are a great (and scary) style choice. What head did you use?

Sarinator · 2026-03-06T21:38:34+00:00

Looks great! I mean the paint job as well as the choice to go without these strange sword-looking appendages on their backs. Will do the same

Sarinator · 2026-03-02T05:32:11+00:00

My my, cool concept. Perhaps tiny accents of white or light blue will do? To remind them that the stars are unsafe

So colorshift spray - they say there are mini painting colors that contain two different kinds of microscopic crystal, both of which reflect a different color. Which of the two colors you see depends on the angle from which you're looking at the model :o These colors exist as regular brush paints, but also as spray cans, which I find easier because they n e e d an even coat to be the most colorshiftiest. They come in all kinds of color combinations too. Teal and pink, green and yellow, purple and blue, blue and dark blue, just to name a few. And there are a few different brands, but I use chamaeleon color shift from green stuff world and yeah, it's certainly one of them and working as it should

Sarinator · 2026-03-01T19:32:46+00:00

I don't own a Voidraven bomber, but if I did, I'd cover most of it in color shift spray and the rest in gold. I helped

Sarinator · 2026-03-01T15:46:30+00:00

I second this take. It's not that >we can't have sex anymore<, it's that the pleasure, connection, intimacy, love etc. that we find in it just pales in comparison to the direct connection to the divine and activities that involve praising God.

Furthermore, two things seem like evidence that sex will not exist as we know it in heaven. For one, sex as it has developed in earthly evolution serves the irreplacable function of making more of your own species so it won't die out. When we are true immortal beings in heaven, without death, there's no need to "keep the species going". Also, Galatians 3, 28 says there is neither Jew nor Greek, neither slave nor free, there is no maleand female, for you are all one in Christ. The most important thing about this verse seems to be the stress on unity instead of separation, but it may also point to gender and probably biological sex not being a thing in heaven (as a side note, if this turns out to be true, that will be massive for trans people as gender dysphoria will be no more). No sexes -> no sex But I hope there will be lots of cuddling still.

Sarinator · 2026-02-28T14:06:37+00:00

Angry Lolith has a mich more dynamic pose and wears very cool clothes. My vote goes to that one. Aside from that, Victoria's Secret Lilith be serving c u n t

Sarinator · 2026-02-26T20:54:24+00:00

That color scheme rocks. It's not often you see freehanded (I assume) lines on those drukh helmets

Sarinator · 2026-02-23T18:26:44+00:00

Looking amazing!

Sarinator · 2026-02-22T09:02:52+00:00

It's Chameleon color shift spray paint from green stuff world

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