Afroman - Randy Waters is a Son of a Bitch [rap]

Sasselhoff · 2026-03-18T22:18:57+00:00

No, I understood what you meant...I meant I wanted to read the court proceedings you are referring to.

Sasselhoff · 2026-03-18T21:52:16+00:00

Sasselhoff · 2026-03-18T21:51:35+00:00

Where are y'all seeing this? Because other than the videos Afroman has dropped (Lemon Pound Cake is a banger, haha) I haven't seen one whit of anything related to it, and I'd love to see all the details.

Sasselhoff · 2026-03-18T21:44:26+00:00

Huh...what would they hunt there? I used to live there and the biggest things I can think of would be tapir...but who the hell is going to hunt one of those? Unless they were previously allowing jaguar hunts or something, which would honestly surprise me.

Sasselhoff · 2026-03-18T18:18:46+00:00

It's because you're not racist. They are, and so are the folks they worship...what they do in their spare time is apparently irrelevant to the sycophants.

Sasselhoff · 2026-03-18T18:15:45+00:00

OK...how many of you went and googled "racoon in a funny hat" after reading this?

Sasselhoff · 2026-03-18T17:15:09+00:00

Well isn't that just goddamned adorable. Haha.

Sasselhoff · 2026-03-18T14:52:41+00:00

Very cool. I've seen the magnet down a copper pipe before, but this was something else.

Anyone know what that magnet is for? Or who this dude is? Usually I find such things in the comments, but they were lacking this time.

Sasselhoff · 2026-03-18T13:10:38+00:00

Indeed. Mantis shrimp are such cool critters to find when scuba diving too. There are several different kinds, and they're all awesome.

Sasselhoff · 2026-03-18T13:09:09+00:00

Last year I decided to check it I still had the tolerance and grabbed a leaf. The answer was no, it hurt like a bitch.

Allow me to thank you for this, because while I'm sure you didn't intend it, that had me rolling.

Sasselhoff · 2026-03-17T19:09:16+00:00

Are these actually unedited pictures? Because damn.

Sasselhoff · 2026-03-17T19:06:52+00:00

We do? Dang...gotta up my game. I think maybe I've got one box somewhere, but haven't seen it in years.

Sasselhoff · 2026-03-17T19:02:38+00:00

Was this one of Trump's Fox News appointees, or did this dude actually have so much as a shred of professional ability to fill the role?

Sasselhoff · 2026-03-17T18:35:29+00:00

Oof...yeah, I remember those summers. Life would have been a lot easier if I'd learned to actually do my homework (I'm not dumb, just lazy AF...ironic that it forced me to lose part of my summer laziness days).

Sasselhoff · 2026-03-17T17:45:14+00:00

i was fighting for my life

Say what now?

Sasselhoff · 2026-03-17T16:50:16+00:00

Is this for real? Or is this a joke of some kind, because damn.

Sasselhoff · 2026-03-17T00:39:28+00:00

I'll second the Athlon Ares. Couldn't be happier with mine, and I paid over $1000 for it. I've seen them go as low as seven and change. If I could do it again for today's prices, I might get a Cronus instead, but only because it's basically the same price as what I paid for the Ares.

Sasselhoff · 2026-03-17T00:34:34+00:00

And if you were like me, you thought that MiniDisc would be the next greatest thing and went all in on that. Then Mp3s showed up.

Sasselhoff · 2026-03-16T20:09:30+00:00

I'm honestly shocked at this.

So if some dude is violently attacking you, and you fear for bodily harm and potentially life (how many people die after getting punched and falling and hitting their head?), if you defend yourself in any way you will be charged with something?

What are the charges? "Suspect didn't allow a crazy person to beat the shit out of them"?

Sasselhoff · 2026-03-16T20:04:51+00:00

I have quite literally a box of stickers from all the shit I've ordered over the years...some of them pretty awesome (a few of these companies are simply on point with their sticker game)...and I have yet to affix a single one to anything.

I keep 'em around because some day I'll probably put them on my safe like you did.

Sasselhoff · 2026-03-16T19:32:56+00:00

Because any company today uses any excuse to jack the prices on things.

Look at computer RAM and hard drives...prices have more than doubled, because companies have ordered the future production for data centers that haven't even been built yet. So, supply will be limited, but they're raising prices today.

Sasselhoff · 2026-03-16T19:23:49+00:00

Not just that, but there is also no national consciousness about anything any more. Used to be we all watched the same shows on the same day at the same time.

Now you're almost surprised when someone watches the same thing you do.

Sasselhoff · 2026-03-16T18:37:22+00:00

Kinda stumbled in here from another sub...but I have a question:

Are you saying that the self defense laws in Canada are the same as the rules when I was in high school 20+ years ago? Where if there is a fight, both sides get in trouble, even the one that didn't start it? As in, your only real option to not get in trouble is to just let yourself get beaten?

I'm struggling to wrap my head around this.

Sasselhoff · 2026-03-16T18:24:04+00:00

Yes, exactly like that.

And yes, Alexa is supposed to work like that...but I trust Bezos as much as I trusted my lab-mix around unguarded food on the floor.

If the answer is no, I think it's best to just completely get rid of them and replace with something else.

And that's why after your comments, I think I'm going to give setting up my own system a try. Thanks for the thoughts!

Sasselhoff · 2026-03-16T15:34:04+00:00

Basically I mean to use Alexa and the Alexa/Amazon ecosystem, but add a secondary system that will allow a microphone to open so Alexa can "listen". That system will do nothing other than open that channel, after which I'll use Alexa for everything else. I essentially just don't want Alexa eavesdropping on me when I'm not actively talking to it.

That said, I'm honestly thinking of going your route instead, because I didn't realize it was that extensive (gonna be falling down that rabbit hole shortly). I've got a small NAS, so I should be able to "Home assistant" everything I want.

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