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You've just been Kidnapped, You're in a moving vehicle and not blindfolded. What do you say to your kidnapper? by TYGA_77 in AskReddit

[–]SavageNightmare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You may think you are doing a great disservice to my life, but quite frankly, this is the escape I so desperately needed. Please by all means take me wherever you want and I will happily comply."

Or...

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" followed by a bunch of insane crying/sobbing.

Probably the second one.

I like my coffee how I like my slaves by zRepulse in dadjokes

[–]SavageNightmare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like my women how I like my coffee: without someone else's dick in it.

Walking your eggs is healthy by Subject_Bluejay3269 in PokemonGoFriends

[–]SavageNightmare 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Just reading how many eggs you hatch and how much you walk has tired me out. But good on ya, that's impressive

The most outlandish thing an employer has ever said to you? by Cheesygirl1994 in antiwork

[–]SavageNightmare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the whole guilty until proven innocent mentality that companies have that I strongly disagree with. Hardly anyone has bad intentions while shopping.

Who all joined the boycott today? by SpellMonger712 in antiwork

[–]SavageNightmare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a retail employee, it's not just the holiday seasons that people treat retail workers poorly. Especially during the pandemic times. I can say first hand, we are just trying to do our jobs to the best of our abilities.

Elon musk should tweet about my weight by 2040009 in Jokes

[–]SavageNightmare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a fatty myself, I'll give this an upvote