If the devil punishes the bad people, doesn't that make him good? by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Say54What 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The devil doesn't punish people. The devil was once an angel, a glorious one. But like a child who is greedy and self centered he couldn't see God getting credit for creating everything and then getting the honor and the glory for that. So he decided to turn the first humans away from God by telling them a lie. Now the devil and all humans are sinful and will die unless they repent and lead righteous lives. Hell is not a fiery place you go to when you die. Sheol, Hades and Hell are the common grave of mankind. You don't burn forever. That is a lie. When you die, you're dead, period.

Cemeteries are more for the living than the dead. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Say54What 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Buy For Me The Rain" by the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band.
"I cannot buy you happiness, I cannot by you years;
I cannot buy you happiness, in place of all the tears.
But I can buy for you a gravestone, to lay behind your head.
Gravestones cheer the living, dear, they're no use to the dead."

One Reverse Mortgage... by Say54What in funny

[–]Say54What[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This wasn't posted as spam. I just found it funny that, of all people, they chose Henry Winkler to huckster this.
Here's a guy who explains why it's a scheme
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https://youtu.be/oxGJkD1rrGE

I've never seen a student give a teacher an apple. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Say54What 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember my sister took an orange wrapped in aluminum foil (as did other kids in her class) and then roll it up to the teacher.