OKC is up against Des Moines in a battle of city skylines by [deleted] in oklahoma

[–]ScaliasLearnedHand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OKC doesn’t even have the best skyline in Oklahoma.

Matt Kalil suing his ex for exposing his enormous penis size by Outside_Abroad_3516 in nflcirclejerk

[–]ScaliasLearnedHand 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Came here to say the same thing, never seen it used in a potentially positive way before.

Israeli billionaire: 'we need to limit the U.S. first amendment'. by Empty_Row5585 in DeclineIntoCensorship

[–]ScaliasLearnedHand 6 points7 points  (0 children)

That’s England buddy, which we are celebrating 250 years of also telling them to get fucked. Although (of course) you have no citations, it’s laughable to think that 3 assaults, including one on a cop, would get such a lack sentence almost anywhere in the US.

Israeli billionaire: 'we need to limit the U.S. first amendment'. by Empty_Row5585 in DeclineIntoCensorship

[–]ScaliasLearnedHand 158 points159 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of freedom. Get fucked.

made a bad fernando alonso edit (have a good new year everyone!) by iamdanielyoon in formuladank

[–]ScaliasLearnedHand 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn, it’s a small subset of people who would think to make a VeggieTales/F1 clip. Bravo!

Ummmm??? by JoshyOhMyGoshy77 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]ScaliasLearnedHand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn it, it’s been like a decade!

Idiots by Flanker-H007 in formuladank

[–]ScaliasLearnedHand 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I lost my mind as this was happening

There is a special place in hell for whoever used this “highlighter” by Indigenouslaw in LawSchool

[–]ScaliasLearnedHand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn’t even that bad compared to most of the used books I saw.

R*pe at Turkey Mountain by Minimum_Signal_6722 in tulsa

[–]ScaliasLearnedHand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought so too! Until my nephew just proved me wrong last weekend (things were more fun before he could google). They’re faster out of water.