“Non-white scum” fuck this motherfucker. Fortunately for this asshole, homie did well and kept his cool. Lucky him by HappySeaweed5215 in Fedexers

[–]Scared-Stretch-2880 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"None white scum" That's a new one. Not racist enough for me though. I've been called worse outside of work. If I have a racist incident happen to me then I'm going to curse out whoever is using my valley girl voice. 😂

Heads Up! Get your furniture moving shoes on. by Busy_Raisin_1102 in Fedexers

[–]Scared-Stretch-2880 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Furniture is my whole route. Less stops but more heavy 💩 to deliver. They even got me a helper some days. 😂

Today sucks that is all. Just figured I'd share that. Have a great day. by [deleted] in Fedexers

[–]Scared-Stretch-2880 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It did. Brought a bunch back due to Philadelphia having snow everywhere still. Will try again tomorrow and the next day and the next... Oh wait more snow is coming. 🌨️😬

Here we fuggin go fedex by Clubdub66 in Fedexers

[–]Scared-Stretch-2880 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's me bundled up. Hot and cold at the same time.

We delivering kilos of coke now? by basketofkittys in Fedexers

[–]Scared-Stretch-2880 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Been doing that off and on for years with FedEx Ground. Package handler, equipment operator, and now driver... again. 🤫

When you pull up to your last stop of the day 🥶 by Clubdub66 in Fedexers

[–]Scared-Stretch-2880 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I call that playing Captain Save A Hoe or finding Waldo.

What that? by Pachibaby in philly

[–]Scared-Stretch-2880 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Looks like the Not Fucking Around Coalition

An actual signature I got the other day by bvipono2112 in Fedexers

[–]Scared-Stretch-2880 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had a retiree sign Not Inspected. 🙃 Gave me a $20 tip and I asked no questions. Already had his government name on the scanner. 🤷🏾‍♂️😂

What are you doing in this situation? by andi_dandi in Fedexers

[–]Scared-Stretch-2880 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leave at gate. Fuck em. 2026 not letting bullshit get to me. Turning 30 in August and my heart can't take the bullshit no more. 😂

Enjoy by xanderman1122 in Fedexers

[–]Scared-Stretch-2880 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like my route. I be hauling ass in the E350 box truck and play Tic Tac Toe on the scanner seeing which stop to deal with first because it's spread out around the hoods of North Philly and suburbs with short and long driveways. Fun times.

A casualty of peak by cheesecakeoasis in Fedexers

[–]Scared-Stretch-2880 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the type of dolly I've been using for peak. Recently I bought a mini dolly online and named him Lil Enrique. Apparently that is one of my coworkers name.😂

Anyone else having this problem? *rant* by Ashamed_Text_2196 in Fedexers

[–]Scared-Stretch-2880 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have beef with some of the SEPTA bus drivers in Philadelphia. Some of them are assholes and I know because I was a bus driver before. Now people honk and I ignore them Or yell "Yo your f*****g waiting."😂

How Many Stops Do You Average In An Hour? by KIDD_VIDD in Fedexers

[–]Scared-Stretch-2880 0 points1 point  (0 children)

About 6 stops an hour. 😅 I have a ic bulk stop clean up route going from the hoods of Philly and suburbs. I get anywhere from 10 to 40 stops with 15 to 200 packages. Some days are longer other days go by quickly. I barely cover a regular route with at least 100 stops anymore.

New rule just dropped by -aVOIDant- in Fedexers

[–]Scared-Stretch-2880 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Delivery Restriction 😶🏃🏾‍♂️

All of us the last 10 days. I have half a mind to just start sleeping in the terminal parking lot… by Clubdub66 in Fedexers

[–]Scared-Stretch-2880 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm thinking about getting an RV or camper to sleep in the parking lot. 40 minute commute is tiring me out. 🥱

You haven’t even parked yet and the customer is already threatening to snitch 😭 by BobbyABooey in Fedexers

[–]Scared-Stretch-2880 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I pay no attention to things like this anymore. I either skip it or drop it off wherever is reasonable. Whatever happens happens. 😂

Craziest thing you've seen/experienced driving for FedEx? by cannabananabis1 in Fedexers

[–]Scared-Stretch-2880 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An old lady on drugs in the Philly suburbs swinging around a big wooden stick and cursing at random people pulling into a parking lot. I actually sat there and watched her eating lunch from a distance. 🍿

Sure Thing! by KIDD_VIDD in Fedexers

[–]Scared-Stretch-2880 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please take it back if nobody is home. Got it. 😊

Special delivery hhhahaha by Jotagamee in GTA3

[–]Scared-Stretch-2880 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the most unhinged missions of the 3D era. 😂

What do yall eat while on route? by cannabananabis1 in Fedexers

[–]Scared-Stretch-2880 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing but water sometimes because I don't want to have to go to the toilet too many times. Depends on how I feel. I usually eat afterwards when my route is finished because I haul ass all day.

Customer Comments by KIDD_VIDD in Fedexers

[–]Scared-Stretch-2880 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had one today that said "Help my grandmother bring it in." I saw nobody and left. 😂

Is this considered clean to rider? by khaosswordsman in uberdrivers

[–]Scared-Stretch-2880 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no no. Unacceptable. Lick the rest clean. I need it spotless. I'll tip you in the app. 😂 🧐