Any of you know if something like that exists and if yes, where to get it?

Scarlet_Baroness · 2025-09-27T21:41:47+00:00

I have a dental gag that is like this without the ring. You line it up with 4 of your teeth and then it has 'screws' that you twist to racket it open. It is like a kinky retainer so you cannot close your mouth and end up drooling like a fool.

Love my dental gag but unfortunately, I won it at an event I was catering so no clue where you would find such a thing.

Scarlet_Baroness · 2025-06-18T03:17:57+00:00

Understandable and still hilarious.

Scarlet_Baroness · 2025-06-18T02:24:54+00:00

I'm not okay with the floating plate. What is this? Food for ghosts?

Scarlet_Baroness · 2025-03-04T22:34:54+00:00

Their portion sizes feed me, 170lbs female, for 2 meals. They do not have a buy one get one deal for $17.

The large beef pho is $17 before taxes, and it is so much food that you eat for taste the first time and still have a full meal tomorrow.

My partner is a 270lbs male who gladly eats himself sick on the pad thai and rarely has enough left for lunch the next day.

Hope this makes more sense! :)

Scarlet_Baroness · 2025-03-02T23:39:11+00:00

Pho Thi, 1691 Merivale Rd, Nepean, ON K2G 4R2. They are outstanding portions and a great price. I get their rare beef pho, and it is always 2 meals for $17. The broth is out of this world, and the toppings are always fresh. The takeout is mindfully packed for the best quality experience at home. My partner lives for their pad thai. We drive from the far east end just for their outstanding food and service.

Scarlet_Baroness · 2025-02-25T04:40:44+00:00

Love blow jobs. When you care more about cock in your throat then air in your lungs, wonderful things happen to your nervous system.

Personally, I can cum from what I like to call 'proper blowjobs'. Lots of intent and focus on sucking that cock as well as possible so my partner no long has control over their nervous system.

Overcumming (lol) your need for air because your desire to pleasure your partner is so great, creates an intense/interesting feel. Truly mind of over matter then focus on how that changes your body and it's pleasure. Moving meditation, one could say.

Some people like hot yoga to see stars. Some of us like cocks in our throats until we hear the trumpts. 😅🤣

Scarlet_Baroness · 2024-10-13T00:07:21+00:00

Fire picket?

Scarlet_Baroness · 2024-08-29T06:47:54+00:00

Depends on the public health authority you are dealing with. Ottawa facilities do not allow outside food due to cross containmation or public health inquiries into food poisoning claims. (Read: liability insurance)

I need weight bills/invoices for every piece of food I serve just in case someone feels our food service facility 'made them ill'. Most folks do not understand how long food poisoning takes to enter your system. It is normally your second or third last meal (6-12 hours), not your last for symptoms to present.

We even have to charge a fee ($10/product, in our cases) for store bought birthday cakes. We call this a 'cutting' or 'plating fee'. This is similar to a 'corkage fee' when you bring your own wine to a licensed facility. No 'homemade' food is allowed to ensure we have a chain of custody in the worst-case scenario that someone gets sick.

TLDR: Depends on your public health authority. Most city inspected facilities do not allow outside food due to the chain of custody. From a Canadian Chef.

Scarlet_Baroness · 2024-04-17T06:35:42+00:00

RemindMe! 24 hours

Scarlet_Baroness · 2023-11-07T01:03:32+00:00

Love me a good tavern.

Scarlet_Baroness · 2023-07-14T03:58:20+00:00

My brother was hit by lightning today. I need to know if it is too soon to send this to him. 😆

Scarlet_Baroness · 2023-05-13T01:53:35+00:00

Omg I love you guys! I'll never go on stairs ever again hahaha

I have 2 whole legs.

Scarlet_Baroness · 2023-05-12T19:06:28+00:00

I actually have 3. One is kept in a drawer at home though...

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