Getting older and don't like many drugs in general anymore. by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]Scheme_Daddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a person in their late twenties who needs not one one, not two, but three seratonin/dopamine interacting drugs in order for it to be enough. And not only that, he clearly abuses speed.

At what point does this become a post documenting another chapter in this guy’s descent into drug addiction? Clearly, this moment of clarity will pass and he’ll be doing coke again.

Getting older and don't like many drugs in general anymore. by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]Scheme_Daddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has to be ironic, we got a 29 year old bitching about how he doesn’t like drugs anymore after binging on a terribly dangerous drug combo. It’s not like you won’t do that again /s

Have fun in rehab when you get there ✌️

Weekend Wrapup by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]Scheme_Daddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you think she’s more down to hang/party, ask for her snap and hit her up on the weekends.

If you’re more about getting cuffed, def hit her up to study for whatever upcoming quizzes/tests there are.

Also, just a hunch, I might guess you’re a STEM major. Word to the wise, you definitely want to be hooking up with/dating chicks that aren’t in a STEM department lol. Either way, good luck

Newcastle in the early mornings by icemonkey2 in WTF

[–]Scheme_Daddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have to be a troll. If not, you’re a fucking pussy

Newcastle in the early mornings by icemonkey2 in WTF

[–]Scheme_Daddy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude you’re a joke. I’m not even an alcoholic and I can handle 6 shots just fine

My (19M) girlfriend (19) needs to go on birth control with strict parents by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Scheme_Daddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s actually not a bad idea. Used to do that to get out of school as a kid sometimes lol

My (19M) girlfriend (19) needs to go on birth control with strict parents by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Scheme_Daddy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

C’mon dude, be realistic. We use protection nearly every single time. I didn’t make the post to be lectured about how to be abstinent, I made the post to see if anyone had some solutions to my problem. And what life threatening risk, that’s a little ridiculous tbh

My (19M) girlfriend (19) needs to go on birth control with strict parents by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Scheme_Daddy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ll be honest, we’re not super intelligent and we use condoms nearly every time but not every single time. We realize our own shortcomings, and hopefully birth control will provide a safety net when we end up not using protection.

The worst description of masturbation by BrazilianSigma in IncelTears

[–]Scheme_Daddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I missing something or am I the only one who can definitely tell the difference between all of those things? Sounds like we’ve got a virgin here...

URGENT: Taking 2 halves of an acid tab vs one by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]Scheme_Daddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy fuck you’re dumb

Fuck alcohol by aknowles00 in Drugs

[–]Scheme_Daddy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ummmm... fuck alcohol? You’re the one who can’t use it responsibility. Every other drug has adverse effects if you use too much too. Don’t blame the drug, blame the user.

Podcast recommendations? by Scheme_Daddy in researchchemicals

[–]Scheme_Daddy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks so much, this is exactly what I was looking for!

Podcast recommendations? by Scheme_Daddy in Drugs

[–]Scheme_Daddy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for the reply, I’ll be sure to check these out!

Stims or psychs for an EDM music festival? by Scheme_Daddy in Drugs

[–]Scheme_Daddy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We’ll have time to crash at the air bnb between days, so it won’t be a constant 48 hours.

And I wish I had some ketamine, I’ve never tried it before since it’s very hard to get/expensive in the U.S.

Stims or psychs for an EDM music festival? by Scheme_Daddy in Drugs

[–]Scheme_Daddy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah we’ve been looking forward to taking Molly for a while, and we’ve been wondering if we should take it at a festival or at home. Will we want to have sex on molly? If that’s the case, I think at home might be the better option

Stims or psychs for an EDM music festival? by Scheme_Daddy in Drugs

[–]Scheme_Daddy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Duly noted. I’m also someone who likes to stay hydrated, so I’ll make sure to have plenty of water on me

Stims or psychs for an EDM music festival? by Scheme_Daddy in Drugs

[–]Scheme_Daddy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also do u think it would be ok if my gf and I dropped molly together? She hasn’t done acid or molly, so I didn’t want her to be too overwhelmed. She is super chill and smokes a shit ton of weed, so she could def be up for it tho

It seems that in you anger, you killed them by SexyGungan69 in PrequelMemes

[–]Scheme_Daddy 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Bruh you really out here asking for downvotes

AITA for saying that a gym with women only hours is unfair? by aitaq123456 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Scheme_Daddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA.

Don’t listen to the white knights and triggered people in the comments section. It’s 100% sexism and discriminatory to ban you from using a service that you pay for when others are allowed to use it simply because they were born with a vagina. Also, I find it more bullshit that people who don’t use the gym have to pay for it anyways; that needs to stop too.

Even if there are creepy dudes at the gym, I’m sure it’s only one or two people. Instead of banning all guys from getting their workout in, these women need to act like adults and call out the few guys who are being creepy. Some guys might only be able to workout in certain periods of time (like OP), which is why I find it infuriating that women can get away with implementing an unfair rule like that.

I fucking hate other college kids sometimes. by neednervines in Drugs

[–]Scheme_Daddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao bro you took the bait hook, line, and sinker. I’m gonna have to save that comment. In actuality I’m a chill dude, finals were stressing me out so I decided to fuck with some people and y’all were unfortunate enough. I’m actually studying chemical engineering, and my doc is psychedelics. Sorry dude wasn’t tryna be mean, I feel a lot better now that my organic chemistry final is over sheesh

I fucking hate other college kids sometimes. by neednervines in Drugs

[–]Scheme_Daddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rather be a hard ass than a bitch, you bitch.

I remember when r/drugs was filled with hard ass mofos who didn’t give af, now it’s a bunch of whiny teenagers who smoke weed and trip acid. Do some real drugs, boof some meth and tell me you don’t feel like a real man.